crity

Its a kind of hat that people wear in Uzbekistan.

Would you just look at that crity

by Poo May 13, 2005

gonzo

The act of removing your penis (and testicles, if you wish) and resting it/them on the face of a sleeping person so it looks like they have a long nose (the penis) that Gonzo from the Muppets had

That one guy passed out at the party and I gave him a gonzo.

by poo February 24, 2003

Hangina

A lampshade made from cloth material, which is pointy at the top and is labelled: "Hangina".

"Hey! It's a hangina."
"It's a hanging."

by poo December 18, 2004

freedom fries

a gay ass politically correct name for french fries.

i shove freedom fries up my ass

by poo July 18, 2003

Nerd level

(Inverse) normal level, the scale used by nerds to meter how uncomfortable they feel around unnerdy people (ie those with lower nerd levels than themselves)

by poo June 05, 2003

testicular mass

a measure of the size of ones charactor

"Man, you aint got the testicular mass"

by poo June 05, 2003

Ass Shaver

To Shave your ass

I bought an ass shaver to get those hard to reach butt hairs!

by poo June 17, 2004