pizzozo's definitions

layup

1) How to describe the action you take when you had way too many drinks the night before and don't want to go to work/school.

Holyfuckingshitman, i am layup today. I think I had about 23 beers last night, but I kinda lost count after #14.

by pizzozo October 28, 2004

double secret

1) The location of Iraq's weapons of mass destruction
2) The location of Osama bin Laden

"You see, Colin, the thing about these WMDs over in Iraq is that they are located in a double secret warehouse! You see, The first secret is Saddam hiding them there, and the second secret is me lying about his single secret warehouse! Isn't my strategery neat?" said G.W.

by pizzozo October 28, 2004

double stick

When two men fuck a woman in her anus and her vagina at the same time

Rick and Nick gave that trick the ol' double stick.

by pizzozo October 28, 2004

swankwank

1) Having too much money or too many posessions for your own good, and making sure everyone around you knows about it.
2) Bill Gates
3) A slang term for 'swanky wanker'

Wow, Bob sure turned into a swankwank after he won the lottery.

by pizzozo October 1, 2004

billyfied

1) Extremely whiny; apt to cry about one's partner being mean.
2) Antonym for hardcore
3) pussy

1) This emo is friggin' billyfied.
2) That's just about the most billyfied thing I've heard you say, you nance.
3) Quit being so billyfied.

by pizzozo September 11, 2004