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shitapillar

a small caterpillar shit that often comes out in rapid succession

just hit the toilet dropped about 1000 shitapillars

by piss jerking August 2, 2021

fartopia

a magical land of flatulance where all people are created equally free to fart where ever they please. It is a culturally acceptable to fart in a strangers face and considered rude if you do not bury your nose into their ass and sniff it.

I went to fartopia and as soon as our plane landed on the island the stewardess farted in my mouth.

by piss jerking August 2, 2021

cunt gaunlet

When a female flexes her vaginal muscles during intercourse and holds the male genitalia hostage until you cum inside.

This is normally done as a tactic to have a child when the female is suspects your holding in your loads because you dont want children

steve- I think i got stacey pregnent

bill- wtf i thought she was just your side bitch
steve- she is but i got my dick stuck in a cunt gaunlet and could hold in my cum

by piss jerking March 8, 2017

mexican rosary beads

When a mold a log of shit around a girls hair when shes sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice hard shit bead as a decoration

I am introducing my girlfriend to my parents tommorow morning so i think im going to give her some mexican rosary beads so they are impressed

by piss jerking March 8, 2017

jiggabutt

A black ass that is so phat it makes you less racist

that nigga got a jiggabutt that makes me so hard i might cancel my forum account on niggermania.com

by piss jerking March 8, 2017

niggggger

nigger thats more niggery than a regular nigger

is stacy taking a nigger to prom
no shes taking a niggggger

damn her father must be dissapointed

by piss jerking March 8, 2017

cum nozzel

the tip of the male genetalia

bitch shut the fuck up and kiss my cum nozzel

by piss jerking March 8, 2017