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by piss jerking May 07, 2015

Steve-Hey Tom my farts smell like salmonella
Tom- you should see Dr. Methaine he's the best fart doctor in town
Tom- you should see Dr. Methaine he's the best fart doctor in town
by piss jerking March 02, 2017

When a female flexes her vaginal muscles during intercourse and holds the male genitalia hostage until you cum inside.
This is normally done as a tactic to have a child when the female is suspects your holding in your loads because you dont want children
This is normally done as a tactic to have a child when the female is suspects your holding in your loads because you dont want children
steve- I think i got stacey pregnent
bill- wtf i thought she was just your side bitch
steve- she is but i got my dick stuck in a cunt gaunlet and could hold in my cum
bill- wtf i thought she was just your side bitch
steve- she is but i got my dick stuck in a cunt gaunlet and could hold in my cum
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