pirate agent's definitions

Pressed

Pressed - Being irritated or annoyed by something.

Pressed:
“Oh, you’re pressed because your Gook Twat didn’t get any likes? How will the world survive without your thoughts nintendo games and brown snatch?”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Lewk

Lewk - A unique fashion look or moment.

“Oh, you’re wearing pajama pants to the office? That’s a lewk alright... ‘I’ve given up on life .’”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Rizz

Rizz - A slang for charisma, confidence, or charm.

Rizz:
“You with that 'good morning' text? Wow, the rizz is real. How do they even resist?”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Gyat

“Oh, gyat, another email about synergy meetings? Wow, I’m so excited I could cry.”

Gyat - A shortened form of "god damn," used to express excitement or admiration.

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Whale

Whale - Popular in online casino culture, referring to someone who places massive bets.

Whale:
“Wow, spending $5 on a game app? You’re basically a whale now. Better watch out for that tax audit.”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Touch Grass

Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.

“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Velvet Chamber

A poetic and sensual term referring to the vagina, highlighting its soft and intimate qualities.

"Last night, he couldn’t stop talking about how soft and inviting my Velvet Chamber was."

by pirate agent September 10, 2024