pirate agent's definitions

Touch Grass

Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.

“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Crimson Cove

often referring to menstruation or when someone is unafraid to dive in regardless of the situation.

He didn’t hesitate to dive deep into the Crimson Cove—where only the brave dare to go."

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Rizz

Rizz - A slang for charisma, confidence, or charm.

Rizz:
“You with that 'good morning' text? Wow, the rizz is real. How do they even resist?”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Whale

Whale - Popular in online casino culture, referring to someone who places massive bets.

Whale:
“Wow, spending $5 on a game app? You’re basically a whale now. Better watch out for that tax audit.”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Petal Vault

A delicate and alluring term for the vagina, evoking the imagery of a treasure hidden behind soft petals.

"He always talks about how delicate my Petal Vault feels, like he’s opening a rare treasure."

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Dribbletizzy

A playful term for a minor yet amusing mishap that happens while engaging in a blend of oral foreplay activities

"Lisa’s dribbletizzy happened when she tried a blumpkin and i came to quickly"

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Flare Haven

A passionate term for the vagina, emphasizing its fiery and intense nature during intimate moments.

"When the mood is right, her Flare Haven becomes an inferno of passion no one can handle."

by pirate agent September 10, 2024