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Tibetian Lung Cancer  

A disease that is easy to recover from, but tends to have lasting side effects. Some of the negative effects of TLC can include a painfully large inflation of the ego (which can be cured by large doses of humility). Also, TLC tends to cause allergies to losing. (which can result in anaphylaxis)
Sally: *coughcoughEGOcoughcough*
Bob: My ego is hereditary.
Sally: No, I think you've just survived Tibetian Lung Cancer !!
Think of a little kid who you know is tired, it is well past their bedtime but they are still running around like crazy. They are tigetic.
tigetic by Senor Wordalot March 25, 2011

Titetition

The repeating of many tits, or fat rolls. Found mainly on fat women, but is also common on fat men.
Remember, "titetition" can't be spelled without two tits! :)
The woman got some huge titetitions after she went to rehab for her bulimia.
Titetition by repetitioner December 28, 2010

typeticity

How would you rate your "typeticity"?
typeticity by MeYourMomAndI March 9, 2007

Tibetian Ball Drainer 

Like tantric methods, the recipient experiences a lengthy "double ejaculation" from focused working of the scrotum, testicles, taint and erogenous areas in tandem with varying edging techniques. Usually requiring more than an hour "session" the scrotum is restrained and pulled taught and the testicles aggressively sucked while the recipient goons to porn. Once in full goon, the recipient at the whim of the other partner/partners will suddenly and uncontrollably orgasm upon release of the restraint while the testicles are pushed firmly against the pelvis and held in place. It is not uncommon for the recipient to experience double the number of usual contractions, sometimes more. This techinque is know to reduce or eliminate the usual refractory period post orgasm resulting in an ability to experience multiple orgasms thereafter. According to tradition, some nomadic Tibetians incorporated this as part of a cleansing ritual when combined with meditation and psych inducing beverages. Long a closely held secret among a select few high priced underground BDSM practitioners, the Tibetian Ball Drainer has reportedly been the most expensive item on the menu of services commanding over $2000/hr. Experienced practitioners state they can keep client in a suspended state of ejaculation whereby a firm slapping of the testicles while under restraint results in an involuntary release without ejaculation spasms. The resulting heightened sense of arousal is reputed to last for up to 3 days.
Got my first Tibetian Ball Drainer last night.

typetition 

Next week we'll have a typetition. The winner will get a prize.
typetition by JochenEnglish March 20, 2009