Definitions by pierre poolwater

Asian man in da snow 

Chinese egghead lookin god who beautifully sang Xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao. He got some competition with the Chinese neckman tho

My sex slave: Who's that guy who sang xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao?

The dried up cum sock under my bed: Dawg that be the Asian man in da snow

Asian man in da snow by pierre poolwater May 22, 2020

penis privilege 

darwin watterson from the amazing world of gumball has huge scissors and will cut that limp 2 inch meat of yours if you misbehave. no cap

darwin: i CANNOT believe you ate my cum wraps. come here you sexy motherfucker, you have lost penis privilege.

penis privilege by pierre poolwater January 26, 2020

cum wraps 

male's sperm that has been wrapped in either beep beep lettuce or foreskin. they both taste quite exquisite.

guy 1: damn bro im really craving some cum wraps
guy 2: no prob my dude i can prepare some for you right now ;)

cum wraps by pierre poolwater January 26, 2020

Xar 

A non-binary person who is extremely talented and hot. They are probably your basic art hoe, but they are unique in their own way. A Xar usually has 3 mental breakdowns per month and will fight you if you call their best friend something bad, and will probably beat you up and send you to the hospital.

Damn, who is that? Lookin' like a whole meal, definitely a Xar.

Xar by pierre poolwater December 6, 2019