pickles mcdoody's definitions

hankerin for some wankerin

an urge to jerk off

seeing my cousin's sweet bouncing boobies gave me a hankerin for some wankerin

by pickles mcdoody April 2, 2010

cubiclone

a generic looking office employee who works somewhere in a maze of cubicles.

bob is a cubiclone over at ibm, he wears a short sleeve dress shirt with a tie, writes tps reports all day and i'd really like to kick his moronic face in.

by pickles mcdoody April 6, 2010

ass farmer

someone who's ass is growing

Have you seen Luanna since she got married? 6 months of soap operas and junk food, she's becoming a real ass farmer!

by Pickles McDoody October 5, 2010

PC Envy

a state of mind in which a Mac owner realizes his overpriced computer can't run 98% of the software on the market, then is immediately jealous of all his PC - owning friends.

Hey do you want to collaborate on a Fruity Loops composition?

Sure! Do they make it for Mac?

Uh, no, because Macs are only used by nerds who don't know better and end up shoveling piles of money into a perpetual upgrade cycle.

BITCH!!

You have PC Envy!

by Pickles McDoody October 24, 2010

bus luck

success and lack thereof when using the bus system. when your bus or busses are right on time, or they happen to be a little late when you're late too, that's good bus luck. when you just miss them or they show up late, that's bad bus luck.

Wow, you're here early for a change!
Yeah I had good bus luck today.

by Pickles McDoody October 30, 2010

bus fucked

when you have the worse possible luck imaginable catching your bus or busses.

Sorry I'm late! I missed my bus by mere seconds, then the next one didn't show, then the one after that was ten minutes late! I got totally bus fucked.

by Pickles McDoody October 30, 2010

no CAN do

What you say when your friend wants to buy cheap canned beer instead of good bottled stuff.

Friend: Hey let's save a few bucks and buy a case of Pisscan Light.

You: No CAN do, buddy. It's decent bottled beer or nothing for me.

by Pickles McDoody November 22, 2010