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by philosophically phorgetful December 22, 2023
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Noun
Pronunciation: Thing-ee-meh-jahwn
An expansion of the word « jawn », originating from the Philadelphia Pennsylvania Area. Similarly to « jawn », it ‘s usage is to describe virtually any object, although in this case it is more limited to inanimate objects and events. Especially wonderful if you have temporarily blanked on the name of said object/event, you don’t feel like saying the name, or you are saying it to be ironic. When used in conjugation with the word itself it intends to refer to, this indicates it is being used ironically to make oneself seem less intelligent than they are in fact, but their intelligence is obvious still to the onlooker as they have recalled the name of said item/event, yet chose to use a second word in conjugation to denote that this particular thing/event is not very pressing/serious.
*Note, « thingy » may be swapped out in place with said word it is referring to. « Thingymijawn » becomes « pizzamijawn ».
Noun
Pronunciation: Thing-ee-meh-jahwn
An expansion of the word « jawn », originating from the Philadelphia Pennsylvania Area. Similarly to « jawn », it ‘s usage is to describe virtually any object, although in this case it is more limited to inanimate objects and events. Especially wonderful if you have temporarily blanked on the name of said object/event, you don’t feel like saying the name, or you are saying it to be ironic. When used in conjugation with the word itself it intends to refer to, this indicates it is being used ironically to make oneself seem less intelligent than they are in fact, but their intelligence is obvious still to the onlooker as they have recalled the name of said item/event, yet chose to use a second word in conjugation to denote that this particular thing/event is not very pressing/serious.
*Note, « thingy » may be swapped out in place with said word it is referring to. « Thingymijawn » becomes « pizzamijawn ».
« Yo grab me that thingymijawn. « pizza*
« Yo you going to that festival thingymijawn?*
« Yo grab me them cheetomijawns.
Should NOT be used in context such as:
« Yo u going to that funeral thingymijawn? »
*this denotes lack of sympathy and/or amusement surrounding death… but then again if your into that and so’s the people your with then go ahead……. or find new company. Your choice tho. This author doesn’t judge man.
« Yo you going to that festival thingymijawn?*
« Yo grab me them cheetomijawns.
Should NOT be used in context such as:
« Yo u going to that funeral thingymijawn? »
*this denotes lack of sympathy and/or amusement surrounding death… but then again if your into that and so’s the people your with then go ahead……. or find new company. Your choice tho. This author doesn’t judge man.
by philosophically phorgetful May 21, 2023
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Pronunciation: Slu-ay
"Slahe" indicates the pain specifically attributed to that of a bee sting. This term is not specific to the kind of bee.
Synonyms: "Bee sting pain" or "The pain from a bee sting"
Pronunciation: Slu-ay
"Slahe" indicates the pain specifically attributed to that of a bee sting. This term is not specific to the kind of bee.
Synonyms: "Bee sting pain" or "The pain from a bee sting"
Doctor: "On a scale of 1-10, how bad is the Slahe?"
Patient: "It was a wasp, so an 11. Do warm compresses help with Slahe?
Patient: "It was a wasp, so an 11. Do warm compresses help with Slahe?
by philosophically phorgetful May 19, 2023
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Pronunciation: Slay - meant
Used to politely refer to the odor that is, or smells similar to that emitted from vomit/throw up/puke/sick.
Pronunciation: Slay - meant
Used to politely refer to the odor that is, or smells similar to that emitted from vomit/throw up/puke/sick.
by philosophically phorgetful May 19, 2023
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« Dude. That wasn’t chef’s kiss. THAT was Chef’s Make Out ! »
*performance concludes*
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*performance concludes*
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by philosophically phorgetful May 18, 2023
Get the Chef’s Make Out mug.The coolest way to say “yes”, or any type of agreement. The second this leaves your mouth people will be absolutely falling to your feet and ogling at you in complete and utter admiration. You will be the absolute awesomest person in all of existence, extremely cool, and epicly popular.
Person 1: “U wanna see a movie?”
Person 2: “Yepperdootlebob”
*the sound echoes throughout the room and people fall to their feet worshipping you in masses*
note: this term should be used with extreme caution as you may accidentally attract loyal people who want your autograph and the paparazzi.
Person 2: “Yepperdootlebob”
*the sound echoes throughout the room and people fall to their feet worshipping you in masses*
note: this term should be used with extreme caution as you may accidentally attract loyal people who want your autograph and the paparazzi.
by philosophically phorgetful May 18, 2023
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« Dude. That wasn’t chef’s kiss. THAT was chefs make out ! »
*performance concludes*
« Outstanding. Beyond excellent. SUPERIOR. Chef’s Makeout indubitably. incomprehensibly incredibly awesomely coolzimijawns. »
*performance concludes*
« Outstanding. Beyond excellent. SUPERIOR. Chef’s Makeout indubitably. incomprehensibly incredibly awesomely coolzimijawns. »
by philosophically phorgetful May 17, 2023
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