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Gym Bronytail

His luscious locks were pulled into a gym bronytail, then he hit the bench.
by philosophically phorgetful December 22, 2023
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coolzimijawns

Jawn that is extra cool. It can be in response to a statement, or a describing word. It may also mean « yes ». It is really whatever jawn you would fancy using it with. The perfect pairing. Chefs kiss if you will. Chef’s make out of you please.
In response to a statement:

Person 1: « We are gonna go get Mcdonald’s »
Person 2: « Coolzimijawns »

Other use in the case of expressing « yes »:

Person 1:
« U wanna watch « Seinfeld »?
Person 2: « Sounds Coolzimijawns »

Other uses in the case of expressing enthusiasm or admiration:

« That’s jawn is real coolzimijawns! »
« « Damn that’s coolzimijawns! »
« « whoah dude! coolzimijawns! »
« ur like so coolzimijawns my dude »

To describe something you feel is uncool:

« That’s not coolzimijawns man »
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Chefs Make Out

Chefs Make Out is BEYOND chef’s kiss. Superior. Like when your choir wins « Superior ». It is the GOAT of all praise. Indescribably immaculate and amazing and so totally mindblowingly astronomically incredible.
« Dude. That wasn’t chef’s kiss. THAT was chefs make out ! »

*performance concludes*

« Outstanding. Beyond excellent. SUPERIOR. Chef’s Makeout indubitably. incomprehensibly incredibly awesomely coolzimijawns. »
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yepperdootlebob

The coolest way to say “yes”, or any type of agreement. The second this leaves your mouth people will be absolutely falling to your feet and ogling at you in complete and utter admiration. You will be the absolute awesomest person in all of existence, extremely cool, and epicly popular.
Person 1: “U wanna see a movie?”
Person 2: “Yepperdootlebob”

*the sound echoes throughout the room and people fall to their feet worshipping you in masses*

note: this term should be used with extreme caution as you may accidentally attract loyal people who want your autograph and the paparazzi.
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Chef’s Make Out

Chef’s Make Out BEYOND chef’s kiss. Superior. Like when your choir wins « Superior ». It is the GOAT of all praise. Indescribably immaculate and amazing and so totally mindblowingly astronomically incredible.
« Dude. That wasn’t chef’s kiss. THAT was Chef’s Make Out ! »

*performance concludes*

« Outstanding. Beyond excellent. SUPERIOR. Chef’s Make Out indubitably. incomprehensibly incredibly awesomely coolzimijawns. »
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Slement

Slement: Noun

Pronunciation: Slay - meant

Used to politely refer to the odor that is, or smells similar to that emitted from vomit/throw up/puke/sick.
The air in the sickroom was stuffy, and Slement was prevalent to the senses.
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Slahe

Slahe: Noun

Pronunciation: Slu-ay

"Slahe" indicates the pain specifically attributed to that of a bee sting. This term is not specific to the kind of bee.

Synonyms: "Bee sting pain" or "The pain from a bee sting"
Doctor: "On a scale of 1-10, how bad is the Slahe?"

Patient: "It was a wasp, so an 11. Do warm compresses help with Slahe?
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