metamilfosis

The process of becoming a highly desirable older woman

By her fortieth birthday Lucia's metamilfosis was complete.

by philologue August 18, 2011

sparm

unsolicited and unwanted sperm; sperm which is simply a nuisance; unwanted pornography

My sex life seems to be bedevilled with sparm these days. or, My computer is increasingly cluttered up with sparm.

by philologue August 23, 2011

catsbreath

bad halitosis

I started to french that chick but I nearly threw up on account of the catsbreath, man.

by philologue August 11, 2011

dexterbation

masturbation with the right hand cf sinisterbation, m with the left hand.
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation

I tried dexterbation for a change last evening, but I expect I'll revert.

by Philologue August 11, 2011

prawn knickers

underwear, especially female, in need of a wash

Fetch that pile of prawn knickers and put it in the wash!

by philologue August 18, 2011

cabhaggler

One who habitually becomes embroiled in pig-headed confrontations.

That miserable cabhaggler is going to get a black eye very soon!

by philologue August 18, 2011