When you already have one member of the opposite sex in the bag and you try to get another as well. This usually ends up with you loosing the one you already have. Chances of success are slim.
Corey was drinking at the bar one night with his friends. He found a chick to go home with but then got greedy and went for the two point conversion with a female fire fighter. He ended up going home with his right and left hands instead
by Phill Latio November 03, 2008
Brad:I ran into some hottie the other day outside of El Furniture Warehouse and was trying to pick her up. Too bad the new girl from the office was walking by. Now she's telling everyone in the office I'm a man whore.
Kyle: That totally mackfired. Hahahah
Kyle: That totally mackfired. Hahahah
by Phill Latio October 22, 2008
When individuals use extreme bluster and bravado over the phone when they cannot back it up in person. Occurs because of the distance between the two parties and usually with caller ID block for extra protection.
A job applicant who did not get the job got very hostile at me today. He had a huge case of telenuts, going on and on how I was a dead man walking.
by Phill Latio August 06, 2007
Mike: "Wow. Brandee got into the University of Georgia? How did that happen? She can't afford shit."
Shawn: "Easy. She's on a scholarstrip."
Mike: "It all makes sense now. I thought I saw someone who looked like her at the Flamingo last night. It was her. Haha."
Shawn: "Easy. She's on a scholarstrip."
Mike: "It all makes sense now. I thought I saw someone who looked like her at the Flamingo last night. It was her. Haha."
by Phill Latio September 22, 2007
A sexual maneuver performed when a woman is giving a guy head on her knees. When you you are about to bust you pull out and cum on her on a random place. The woman is on her knees (just like when you would block a shot) and just like a shot block, the shot doesn't always hit you where you think it will.
Jessica was severely pissed off. Shawn gave her an Anton Volchenkov that got her in the eye causing temporary blindness.
by Phill Latio March 05, 2008
James: Wow! Look at the size of the ass on that chick!
Heavy N: She's got an AssUV on there.
James: I'd still like to get in. Hahaha.
Heavy N: She's got an AssUV on there.
James: I'd still like to get in. Hahaha.
by Phill Latio June 12, 2008
Peter: Is that Corey hanging from the chandelier? Kai's parents aren't gonna be impressed.
Kai: Your friend's a real ass act!
Kai: Your friend's a real ass act!
by Phill Latio January 13, 2008