AssUV 

Noun. A sport utility vehicle that is so enormous when people see it they think to themselves "Fuck you asshole you don't own the road!"

Friend 1: OMG that stupid soccer mom bitch in her huge AssUV almost hit me!

Friend 2: Yeah I hate her she is wasting oil and she is tasteless!

AssUV by Whatnow! December 22, 2008

AssUV 

An enormous ass on a woman. The size is akin to an SUV.

James: Wow! Look at the size of the ass on that chick!
Heavy N: She's got an AssUV on there.
James: I'd still like to get in. Hahaha.

AssUV by Phill Latio June 12, 2008

Kamina Assumption 

noun; an assumption that any situation or problem, even if it is logically insurmountable, can be resolved by sheer passion or force of will.

This phrase was inspired by the character Kamina from the anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, who has a tendency to conquer insurmountable obstacles by his fiery, manly passion; a force that is approximately equal to the red-hot plasma of a thousand suns molded into the shape of mustangs and panthers.

Kevin: Look, I know that we only have half a tank of gas and no cash, but it's my dream to finish this cross-country road trip and I know we'll do it somehow!

Me: Considering that we're still in Wyoming, I'd say you're making a dangerous Kamina Assumption.

Kamina Assumption by PyrgusMalvae January 18, 2010

mann's assumption 

assuming that everything in a hotel room has at one point been in someone's rectum.

Don't touch the remote in your room - you know Mann's assumption tells us that thing is nasty.

mann's assumption by dj jazzy jason June 22, 2012

assville 

a town which is complete fucking ass hole and is annoying as shit and makes you want to rip your fuckin nipple off, deep fry them, and feed them to your best friends fucking gold fish

red bank and shrewsbury new jersey are fuckin assville

assville by dikembe mutombos November 30, 2011

assucka

Someone from the hood who sucks ass.

Wassup assucka?

assucka by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2021

Textual Assualt 

When you pummel someone with text message when you are drunk, most of them sexual and inappropriate. Usually the person you are texting will not respond or try and get you to stop

I committed Textual Assualt on my friend last night. Sent her 30 texts in a row of jibberish and pics of my dong.

Textual Assualt by Samuek June 4, 2013