Noun. A sport utility vehicle that is so enormous when people see it they think to themselves "Fuck you asshole you don't own the road!"
Friend 1: OMG that stupid soccer mom bitch in her huge AssUV almost hit me!
Friend 2: Yeah I hate her she is wasting oil and she is tasteless!
Friend 2: Yeah I hate her she is wasting oil and she is tasteless!
by Whatnow! December 22, 2008
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James: I'd still like to get in. Hahaha.
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noun; an assumption that any situation or problem, even if it is logically insurmountable, can be resolved by sheer passion or force of will.
This phrase was inspired by the character Kamina from the anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, who has a tendency to conquer insurmountable obstacles by his fiery, manly passion; a force that is approximately equal to the red-hot plasma of a thousand suns molded into the shape of mustangs and panthers.
This phrase was inspired by the character Kamina from the anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, who has a tendency to conquer insurmountable obstacles by his fiery, manly passion; a force that is approximately equal to the red-hot plasma of a thousand suns molded into the shape of mustangs and panthers.
Kevin: Look, I know that we only have half a tank of gas and no cash, but it's my dream to finish this cross-country road trip and I know we'll do it somehow!
Me: Considering that we're still in Wyoming, I'd say you're making a dangerous Kamina Assumption.
Me: Considering that we're still in Wyoming, I'd say you're making a dangerous Kamina Assumption.
by PyrgusMalvae January 18, 2010
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When you pummel someone with text message when you are drunk, most of them sexual and inappropriate. Usually the person you are texting will not respond or try and get you to stop
I committed Textual Assualt on my friend last night. Sent her 30 texts in a row of jibberish and pics of my dong.
by Samuek June 4, 2013
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