burka bitch

A large, roundish, african american woman who has converted to islam while still keeping her inner city roots. Burka Bitches seem to be exceedingly common in center city and north philadelphia.

Shaniqua - Look at dat burka bitch thinkin she is all dat.

Shaquisha - Gurrrl, I knew her when she was just Lakeisha Washington.

by philanewbie September 20, 2009

Detroit on the Delaware

Reference to Philadelphia's location and status as the nation's second largest burned out ghetto/city. Detroit is clearly the reigning champion of ghettoness.

Chad - I'm going to Philly on business next week.

Brad - Be sure and take body armor...they don't call it Detroit on the Delaware for nothing.

by Philanewbie November 05, 2009

Long Denims

Long Denims are females who belong to a fundamentalist christian church. Their church bans the wearing of medium length skirts/dresses, short length skirts/dresses and pants. Normally Long Denims are exceeding subservient to their husbands, have no original thoughts of their own and live in the south.

Look Marge...here come a flock of Long Denims from the baptist church.

by Philanewbie June 10, 2009

porn o'clock

The time when an individual is surfing internet porn.

Oh...it must be porn o'clock, my room mate is on his laptop.

by philanewbie August 05, 2010

Arkanchoke

Typical action taken by the University of Arkansas Razorbacks athletic teams by losing badly or finding a way to throw a way a win. Almost always on a national stage and ESPN usually dwells on said choke for at least 6 weeks.

The Razorbacks were beating NW Alaska Tech by 4 touchdowns in the 4th quarter and then somehow Arkanchoked and lost by 3.

by philanewbie June 19, 2009

de-boob

When a beauty queen is stripped of her title and must give back her crown and her pageant purchased boobs.

Miss California USA has been de-boobed and now her 1st runner up is the recipient of a pair of slighty used 38Ds.

by philanewbie June 10, 2009

Right Trash

The extreme right wing cousin to white trash and trailer trash. An avid Faux news viewer, NRA member and holy roller when it benefits them.

Lillian - Marge, did you see that sign some Right Trash had at the tea party.

Marge - No

Lillian - It said "Bury Obamacare with Kennedy"

Marge - Right Trash, indeed!

by philanewbie September 12, 2009