philanewbie's definitions

porn o'clock

The time when an individual is surfing internet porn.

Oh...it must be porn o'clock, my room mate is on his laptop.

by philanewbie August 5, 2010

Long Denims

Long Denims are females who belong to a fundamentalist christian church. Their church bans the wearing of medium length skirts/dresses, short length skirts/dresses and pants. Normally Long Denims are exceeding subservient to their husbands, have no original thoughts of their own and live in the south.

Look Marge...here come a flock of Long Denims from the baptist church.

by Philanewbie June 10, 2009

Troubletree

Troubletree is a chain of hotels owned by the Hilton brand. Troubletree is known for incompetent staff, inept management and stale chocolate chip cookies.

The worst hotel I have ever stayed at was the Troubletree Chelsea in NYC.

by philanewbie March 1, 2010

Arkanchoke

Typical action taken by the University of Arkansas Razorbacks athletic teams by losing badly or finding a way to throw a way a win. Almost always on a national stage and ESPN usually dwells on said choke for at least 6 weeks.

The Razorbacks were beating NW Alaska Tech by 4 touchdowns in the 4th quarter and then somehow Arkanchoked and lost by 3.

by philanewbie June 19, 2009

Trickulate

Trickulate is the act of having anonymous sex with someone you meet on a social networking site or app.

My roommate went into the city to trickulate with a guy from Grindr.

by philanewbie July 8, 2010

Arkanfuck

An endearing name for the state of Arkansas. Multiple meanings 1) Arkansas is fucked. 2) Where the fuck is Arkansas? 3) Arkansas is in the middle of fucking nowhere.

I'm going to visit the fam in Arkanfuck for the holidays.

by philanewbie May 30, 2009

Mayor Potato Head

Nickname for Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter because of the strinking physical similarities.

Oh, there's Mayor Potato Head getting in the middle of the SEPTA strike.

by Philanewbie November 5, 2009