ahhavesinned

Mea culpa of all televangelists and southern preachers when caught with their pants down or with their hands in the offering plate. (spoken in a southern accent, usually while shaking their head vehemently and crying faux crocodile tears).
Rev Bubba gave the "ahhavesinned" sermon today after he was arrested for soliciting a blow job from an undercover cop.
by philanewbie September 13, 2009
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Detroit on the Delaware

Reference to Philadelphia's location and status as the nation's second largest burned out ghetto/city. Detroit is clearly the reigning champion of ghettoness.
Chad - I'm going to Philly on business next week.

Brad - Be sure and take body armor...they don't call it Detroit on the Delaware for nothing.
by Philanewbie November 05, 2009
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Trickulate

Trickulate is the act of having anonymous sex with someone you meet on a social networking site or app.
My roommate went into the city to trickulate with a guy from Grindr.
by philanewbie July 06, 2010
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Long Denims

Long Denims are females who belong to a fundamentalist christian church. Their church bans the wearing of medium length skirts/dresses, short length skirts/dresses and pants. Normally Long Denims are exceeding subservient to their husbands, have no original thoughts of their own and live in the south.
Look Marge...here come a flock of Long Denims from the baptist church.
by Philanewbie June 10, 2009
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Pornificate

Pornificate - to surf porn sites continually. This may be gay or straight porn, via computer or cell phone, and includes all web porn sites (soft & hard core) as well as X rated social media sites.
My roommate pornificates 10 to 12 hours a day on his computer and his iphone.
by Philanewbie June 29, 2010
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Phillyphobic

One who has a fear of a certain historic, run down, burned out, ghetto of a city in southeastern Pennsylvania.
Oh hell no, I'm not going to Independence Hall, I'm Phillyphobic.
by Philanewbie September 13, 2009
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LRX

A dismissive term referring to Little Rock National Airport. Sarcastically comparing it LAX. The official greeting at LRX is "Welcome to Little Rock, please set your watches back 30 years and close all open minds".
I'm flying into LRX ....I sure hope the ladder works this time. I got rope burns climbing out the plane last time I was there.
by philanewbie May 30, 2009
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