Definitions by phil macrackin

sound garden 

a rock band with hits such as 'pretty noose' and 'black hole sun'

well i can't sing one of their songs, can i??

sound garden by phil macrackin November 16, 2003

asstank 

a gay man who enjoys taking it in the ass

My boy Steve is a real asstank.

asstank by Phil MaCrackin October 28, 2003

finger blasting

masturbartion by woman with there fingers/fist

Lizzy gave up men and went to finger blasting

finger blasting by Phil MaCrackin October 28, 2003

chase the carrot 

a woman who wants to give oral sex to a man

chase the carrot by Phil MaCrackin October 28, 2003

cheeseburger 

A juicy bun covered in a nice thick layer of dick cheese

luke banks being followed by Scott Bailey slobbering

cheeseburger by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003

Kiddy Fiddler 

Some one who plays with kids while playing the fiddle

do da dum do da dum do da dum

Kiddy Fiddler by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003

Fiddy Kiddler 

Someone who kiddles with fids while watchin Hardcore Thomas the Tank vids on the box while eating some cheesy peas in a bowl.

Jack grocott on a friday night

Fiddy Kiddler by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003