salva

Stueee......
stu is all pale!!!
hes all pale like a piece of yeti poo! paler than poo, which is actually brown, but for this pioint its all white! like someone who never leaves the house, cos hes afraid of the BBC!!! (Bilton Blazing Crew) for all you dumb people!
Salva is all stu like
by Phil January 17, 2005
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software engineering

One of the most pointless principles in the field of computer science. Entails nothing but common sense applied to programming, and generally takes up too much of your time to create stupid diagrams so people less intelligent than yourself can understand how it fits together.
Software engineering was the stupidest class I had to take in college, it reminded me of the kind of work my friends in the School of Business do.
by Phil October 16, 2004
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BMT

I worked at Subway, and I was told that it stood for "Baltimore Mass Transit".

"Bigger, Meatier, Tastier" certainly doesn't apply, considering there's a specific designated method to lay the paper-thin meat slices across the bread so it covers the length...
The 12" BMT has six pieces of pepperoni, six pieces of salami, and two pieces of ham. The 6" has three slices of pepperoni, three pieces of salami, and one piece of ham. You may enjoy watching your Sandwich Artist count out the meat slices now.
by Phil July 01, 2004
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Punt

When someone says something stupid and you don't agree you just yell punt in there face to let them know that what they said has no meaning to you.
Wes says "Dude, i loved that movie Crossroads!"
Phil says "PUNT!"

Phil says "I kicked your ass racing!"
Wes says "PUNT!"
by Phil March 12, 2004
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Dirty Darrow

to completly humiliate yourself using crazy tacticts such as eating your own shit, or exposing yourself to a older man secretly wishing the old man spent time in prison, and would role play what those lonely nights behind bars was like with you
one time i was at my friend pauls house, and he was all like feeling bad about himself so he was all like "hey phil, will you...i mean, um...well please dirty darrow me, that will make me feel better" so obviously i was all like 'sure bro" so i shit on a plate and slowly fed it to him like he was a child that was unable to feed himself due to some fatal illness or disease if you will. i also fucked him in the ass. it was awesome.
by phil March 13, 2004
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haystack

Famous CS player who is known as the best in the world. Also can be used as an adjective.
Haystack is the greatest player in the world. or How he is haystacking all over the play. He haystacked me across the map.
by Phil January 15, 2005
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boofasten

Created during an intense game of scrabble, this word connotes curiosity, monkies, ridiculousness, and pure ambiguity.
Person 1: Did you just say boofasten?
Person 2: Yeah, you know, boofasten.
by Phil February 18, 2005
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