phil's definitions

cock-salad

3 or more dicks fitting into a girls mouth at once.

<dude 1> hey what was that thing we gave to Stephanie K. last night?
<dude 2> we fed her a cock salad
<dude 1> lol
<dude 2> lol

by phil May 10, 2004

chronic

Subject to a habit or pattern of behavior for a long time: a chronic liar.


origin-French chronique, from Latin chronicus, from Greek khronikos, of time, from khronos, time.

andrew chronically dives in kaylas muff

by phil November 28, 2003

philandclaytonhipness

a form of 'way of life'.. everything that is hip and cool in life is made by these 2 guys..the hipness cult which only hip people can understand..it would take a human mind years 2 comprehend the hipnesss laws of these two..handshake often follows greetings

omgosh its clayton and phil..they so hip!

i feel a heaviness of hipness in the air...clayton and phil must b around...

that handshake so cool!!

the humidity in the air is 20% and hipness is at 200% in areas that phil and clayton are in

by phil March 15, 2005

happy freddy

A mythical creature seldom seen in the civilized world. Its cousin, the Grumpy Freddy, however can be found in abundance on car lots and in the conference rooms of America.

I could not beleive it, I actually saw a happy Freddy yesterday, but soon he vanished and all that was left was a grumpy freddy.

by phil January 18, 2005

Mulletino

The beginner mullet. Not as noticable as a mullet, but getting there. Back has not gotten to shoulders yet.

When my Dad rides his motorcycle, his mulletino is really obvious.

by Phil May 13, 2005

auswitchz

A city in eastern Europe, infamously known as the center for the Nazi, "final solution."

This train of Jews is headed for the chimneys at auswitchz.

by phil February 3, 2005

chuco

Retired Gangster that plays football.

by PHiL May 30, 2003