phantom5's definitions

Maleficent

Out of all the Disney Villans, Maleficent is an evil Fairy. In the cheap Disney adoption of the 1959 animated movie Sleeping Beauty she was pisst that she didn't get to go to Princess Auroa's birthday day party, so she made a retarded treat saying, when the princess has her 16th Birthday she'd die from getting her figure pricked from the spindle of a spinning wheel.

Like Darth Vader, she had a pretty bad temper and sometimes killed a random number of henchmen. She uses a long rod with a crystal ball on top of it to use her evil magic. Maleficent also was responsible for kidnapping the Prince Phillip. But later on in the movie the Prince is rescued from the "three goodie fairies." Then Maleficent turned herself into a dragon and tried to kill the prince but she died and got stabed by a sword.

Maleficent is not as evil or bad as any other type of Disney Villains such as Jafar, Ursalla, or Hades. Other villains just as bad as her that are non-Disney are Darth Vader, Palpatine, Chief Blue Meanie, or maybe even Evillene.

"I think Darth Vader and Maleficent would have made a great couple, she is a Sith too, isn't she. Although her name should be changed to Ele Vader."

by phantom5 September 18, 2005

Blue Meanie

The Conflict in the Beattle's Yellow Submarin

Choca canga and the wota sam rara in the BLUE MEANIE's

by phantom5 December 31, 2004

Aladdin

The Arabian story about a terrorist who falls in love with a hot Arab Priness called Jasmine, finds a magic lamp with a genie inside it and has to save the kingdom from So Dam In Sane.

Aladdin works for George Bush.

by phantom5 February 13, 2005

Brofonomo

Coined by the visionary and front-end designer Dexter Adams, the word brofonomo insinuates a connection with a person is so close that they may as well be your brother, from another mother of course.

I really appreciate you being there for me when my car broke down brofonomo. You've always been like family.

by Phantom5 January 3, 2013

Lando Calrissian

One of only black characters on Star Wars. Gambles too much with Han Solo. Was forced to have Darth Vader take his beloved Cloud City. He is not as smart as the other African American character, Mace Windu.

Luke:"Haven't I heard of your race before? You aren't a desent from Afro Jedi Mace Windu are you?"

Lando: "I?"

Han Solo:"Luke shut up your ruining the episode!"

by phantom5 June 1, 2005

flip flops

My sceret obsession of footwear. What I wear on my feet when no one is looking.

Rad shoes for dudes.

"It just isn't fare for me. I like to wear flip flops because all the other dudes at school and tv wear'em! Flip Flops are one of the most raddest shoes to wear on hot days"

by phantom5 May 17, 2005

Magic Kingdom

One of four of the theme parks in Walt Disney World Resort, in Orlando, Florida. Sadly one one of Walt Disney's park he could never see after his death in 1966. The Magic Kingdom opened five years later in 1971 after Walt's passing. Other parks in Walt Disney World like Magic Kingdom are Epcot, MGM Studios, and Animal Kingdom. The Magic Kingdom was also home to Cinderella's Castle the pride and joy of the park. Tha Magic Kingdom is also the most crowded park in Walt Disney World and has 7 themed lands.

The best theme park I've been too.

Where I want go on my summer vactions.

A paradise where I can forgot HELL aka school and study and be happy and can never be sad.

"This place makes Six Flags look like the 3rd World."

by phantom5 August 26, 2005