twat clot

Any large blood clot that accompanies a heavy menstrual cycle
The girls were drunk and ready for action in Brokeback Valley, but when Tia went down on Lucinda, Tia repelled in horror exclaiming, "I'm sorry, I'm drunk and all and I'd love to lick that cuye, but there's not a chance in hell that I can munch past that twat clot even though we're lick-a-likes!"
by Pfc. Snowball October 24, 2008
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dicksappointed

Disappointment when you finally see a man's dick.
When the British guy dropped his pants, I was dicksappointed to see a pinky-sized dick. I laughed and told him to leave.
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sausage magnet

Adrieanna from the Sapranos.
Frank: "I watched the Sapraons last night just to see Adreannia."

Ted: "WOW! Me too she is such a sausage magnet.
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Liebrador Retriever

The kind of dog you get when someone tells you that they have a really cute Lab/Boxer Mix that really needs a good home and it turns out to be part pit bull and part Alien.
"Did you hear about Jack?"
"No."
"He's still in the hospital after being mauled by his new Liebrador Retriever his uber-whore ex- girlfriend gave him for his birthday!"
by Pfc. Snowball August 13, 2008
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ex-wife

Noun: A life and money sucking parasitic cunt,with a mean streak.
Unless extremely desperate,try not to date or marry a man with an ex-wife.
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Turd High

Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"
After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.
by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008
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Lick-a-likes

1. The original doublemint gum girls would have been great licka-likes;

2. Those lick-a-likes are so gay they'd munch a philly Cheese PussinBrokeback Valley.
by Pfc. Snowball October 20, 2008
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