Dirty Cosby

I turned on he tv and much to my horror there was the Dirty Cosby!
by Pfc. Snowball October 18, 2008
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Crap Stacking

When one person is seated on the toilet and another person sits on that person's lap and craps through the first person's legs. Usually occurs in dorm rooms housing excessive occupants and there's only one toilet.
"Open up your legs" Cassie pleaded. "I really have to go"!

Scott objected, stating "I do not engage in crap stacking!"
by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008
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sea niggers

Cruising the Golf of Arde, the lookout spotted a fast-moving skiff approaching the ship. "Holy shit! Here come the Sea Niggers!!!," he yelled.
by pfc. Snowball April 13, 2009
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go chimpanzee

When someone pisses you off and you rip off their face.
Upon seeing my husband's ex-wife I had to go chimpanzee and rip off her face.
by pfc. snowball November 13, 2009
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Mailman fucker

My ex-wife fucked the mailman. Therefore,she is a mailman fucker.
by pfc. Snowball January 13, 2009
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Honeymoon Cystitis

Urinary tact infection caused by repeated vigorous vaginal sexual intercourse. (You're fuckin' too much!)
"Motherfucker!" she shrieked. "I have a burning piss hole again! Dr. Hurtz will no doubt say 'Congratulations! You have Honeymoon Cystitis AGAIN!'"
by Pfc. Snowball July 11, 2006
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O-Fuck-Ashima

A Japanese phrase meaning, "This is not good."
Sir! We've successfully shut down the plant after the earthquake.

Very good. By the way, did you notice that giant Tsunami heading straight for us?

No. (looks out window) O-Fuck-Ashima!
by pfc. Snowball April 01, 2011
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