adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.
1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008
1. n. Fermented Cabbage made from Korean children;
2. v. Children from Marin County - vis-a-vis Starbucks chi latte.
2. v. Children from Marin County - vis-a-vis Starbucks chi latte.
Def: 1. Kim Jong Il's kids made great spawn chi!
Def: 2. Consuela took the kids from Mill Valley to Starbucks for their daily chi latte. She calls the demanding little shits "spawn chi."
Def: 2. Consuela took the kids from Mill Valley to Starbucks for their daily chi latte. She calls the demanding little shits "spawn chi."
by Pfc. Snowball July 19, 2008
Testicles colored like a clown's face after sex with a menstruating women. "Clown Face," but on your nuts.
After banging Mary Jane Rotten Crotch, I looked down and realized that I had Clown Nuts. "So that was why she was crunchy! I thought she had some dengue-fever, twat clot vagina."
by pfc. snowball May 11, 2011
by pfc. Snowball March 31, 2009
1. The original doublemint gum girls would have been great licka-likes;
2. Those lick-a-likes are so gay they'd munch a philly Cheese PussinBrokeback Valley.
2. Those lick-a-likes are so gay they'd munch a philly Cheese PussinBrokeback Valley.
by Pfc. Snowball September 02, 2008
Urinary tact infection caused by repeated vigorous vaginal sexual intercourse. (You're fuckin' too much!)
"Motherfucker!" she shrieked. "I have a burning piss hole again! Dr. Hurtz will no doubt say 'Congratulations! You have Honeymoon Cystitis AGAIN!'"
by Pfc. Snowball July 12, 2006
When a small dog crawls behind the couch and dies from all the salt he consumed while begging for more and more ham from the table.
"Poor Maximus. Who knew a teacup chihuahua couldn't handle more than five pieces of ham without suffering a Hamurism."
by Pfc. Snowball July 19, 2008