Definitions by petey

cunt

A term of endearment between males (Australia) esp. 'Old cunt'

Ow are ya you old cunt?
(How are you?)

cunt by petey May 13, 2005

cunt

A nasty person. Used in Australia and UK as a synonym for bastard (but a really bad one).

My boss made me stay back at work on my birthday. He's a real cunt.

cunt by petey May 13, 2005

Clagjammer

A Clagjammer is a man/ladyboy who dresses in womens clothing under bridges in their local towns or citys.

"My dad is such a clagjammer i saw him dressing in girls clothes under the bridge"

Clagjammer by petey January 11, 2005

llow 

I believe this to have originated from chavs/townies/mods of today. From what i have observed and practiced this word usually replaces a >doing word< such as "pass" or "come" etc. This may be a regional thing but it does save alot of effort even if you are not a chav.

Some unfortunate people are unable to grasp this concept and just use the word "llow" in the wrong place as shown below.

CORRECT EXAMPLES
"llow me that ruler"

"where do you wish to go today?"
"let's llow the town"

"argh! some idiot llowed me this f**king cold!"

INCORRECT EXAMPLES
"have you got the llow?"
(this time llow could mean a thousand things)
CORRECTION
"llow me the time, please"

llow by Petey December 19, 2004

burnination 

1) An act of complete destruction through fire, as popularized by the web cartoon Homestar Runner by the character Trogdor the Burninator.

Similar bastardizations occur when changing tenses, or from noun to verb: c.f., "burninator", "burninate", et cetera.

2) The title of a movie at www.toydestruction.com, which is the first result in a google search for "burnination". The movie features a pink-and-grey furby being doused with white gas and then being lit on fire.

1)
Trogdor ran through the country side and burninated the villages. There was complete burnination.

2) Burnination was given four out of five stars in the repetoire of Toy Destruction movies.

burnination by Petey November 11, 2004

muffin break 

a chain of coffee/muffin stores, whose name is commonly used for describing the period of muffing a chick, when one 'comes up for air'

"it felt like hours i was down there, i had to take a muffin break"

muffin break by petey April 1, 2004

fsas 

originally an acronym standing for 'Full Shaven And Shit', as in the status of a girls genetalia (specifically the pubic hair around it). yet now has become a mainstream replacement for 'for sure' etc
it can be used in many different ways.

originally: "oy man i fingered Alexandra last night"
"really? is she FSAS?"
OR
statement: "fsas im going to the show"
OR
Q: 'r u going?'
A: 'fsas'
OR
Q: 'do u want a drink?'
A: 'fsas on that'
OR
Q: 'diet coke?'
A: 'diet coke fsas'

fsas by petey April 1, 2004