the Vietnamese hole tease

When a Vietnamese man teases the anus.
Hong Tang: Shall I tease your anus?

Barry: Is this is the Vietnamese hole tease?
by Pete616 April 07, 2011
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18th hole

Due to the common meaning of the last hole on a full golf course, this is the true and sexual meaning of, the '18th hole'.
A woman shall expose her arse and bend over till she is able to touch her feet with her fingers. The male then proceeds to collect a golf ball and either can, kick it, or use a golf club and will attempt to make the golf ball stay or go in completely to the anus or vagina. If successful the male may then carry on with the sexual move he wishes. The '18th hole' usually determines any disagreement in the bedroom. If the male succeeds he can go ahead with what he wanted. If he fails, the woman has a right to still saying 'no'.
Keith: Heather, let me perform a Lancashire Shitter!

Heather: Absolutely not Keith.

Keith: It looks like it's going down to the 18th hole!

(proceeds with 18th hole)
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Earjaculate

Just like ejaculation but in the ear. Mainly while listening to amazing music.
Nathaniel: Wow, that song is eargamsic!

John: Tell me about it, I think I am to earjaculate!
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Swainy

Hey Swainy.
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the 3 ing's

The 3 Ing's are defined as the 3 reasons why females or on this Earth.

Cleaning
Cooking
Fucking
John: Oh yes July, this is why the 3 ing's are so true! Keep sucking me off while hovering the floor and buttering that toast!!! YEH!!!
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Russian rim pounder

When a male proceeds to engage in vaginal intercourse he penetrates the anus of the female by using means of extreme force with his arm. The goal is too place the whole of the arm into the anus while hearing her yell.

The following act must be performed in a Russian accent whenever engaging in speech.

Caution: Can casuse termination of the biological functions.
Liam: I'm gonna fucking start the russian rim pounder on you now bitch! *In Russian accent*

Kirsty: Please no Liam! Please! *Also in Russian accent*
by Pete616 April 06, 2011
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Lancashire shitter

The act of defecating on a Lancashire hotpot and then disguising the faeces as gravy.

The act is common when the host has dinner guests they are not particulary fond of.
John: Here comes the hotpot!

Liam: Yum yum! My favourite!

John: You want gravy Liam? *Laughing in head about Lancashire shitter*

Liam: Please John, I love lumpy gravy!
by Pete616 April 06, 2011
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