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Like procrastinating yet involving masturbation. Instead of doing the work you set out to do you decide to wank.
Johnny: Pete, were you prowankinating last night?
Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.
Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.
by Pete616 June 18, 2011
Get the Prowankinating mug.Due to the common meaning of the last hole on a full golf course, this is the true and sexual meaning of, the '18th hole'.
A woman shall expose her arse and bend over till she is able to touch her feet with her fingers. The male then proceeds to collect a golf ball and either can, kick it, or use a golf club and will attempt to make the golf ball stay or go in completely to the anus or vagina. If successful the male may then carry on with the sexual move he wishes. The '18th hole' usually determines any disagreement in the bedroom. If the male succeeds he can go ahead with what he wanted. If he fails, the woman has a right to still saying 'no'.
A woman shall expose her arse and bend over till she is able to touch her feet with her fingers. The male then proceeds to collect a golf ball and either can, kick it, or use a golf club and will attempt to make the golf ball stay or go in completely to the anus or vagina. If successful the male may then carry on with the sexual move he wishes. The '18th hole' usually determines any disagreement in the bedroom. If the male succeeds he can go ahead with what he wanted. If he fails, the woman has a right to still saying 'no'.
Keith: Heather, let me perform a Lancashire Shitter!
Heather: Absolutely not Keith.
Keith: It looks like it's going down to the 18th hole!
(proceeds with 18th hole)
Heather: Absolutely not Keith.
Keith: It looks like it's going down to the 18th hole!
(proceeds with 18th hole)
by Pete616 November 10, 2010
Get the 18th hole mug.Connor: Piggy back! *Izzo gets on*
Izzo: Pete, you get on now!
*Pete jumps on*
Pete: FUCK SAKE! Just got a trouser vagina! Don't fuck me guys! Please.
Izzo: Pete, you get on now!
*Pete jumps on*
Pete: FUCK SAKE! Just got a trouser vagina! Don't fuck me guys! Please.
by Pete616 June 6, 2011
Get the trouser vagina mug.John: Oh yes July, this is why the 3 ing's are so true! Keep sucking me off while hovering the floor and buttering that toast!!! YEH!!!
by Pete616 November 15, 2010
Get the the 3 ing's mug.Paul: Oh my God! Is that a rabbi?
Gavin: Yeh, but he was pretty scrabby!
Paul: I knows! He is a scrabbi!
Gavin: Yeh, but he was pretty scrabby!
Paul: I knows! He is a scrabbi!
by Pete616 October 21, 2010
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