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by Pete616 April 25, 2011
Get the the Vietnamese hole teasemug. Like procrastinating yet involving masturbation. Instead of doing the work you set out to do you decide to wank.
Johnny: Pete, were you prowankinating last night?
Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.
Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.
by Pete616 June 18, 2011
Get the Prowankinatingmug. Connor: Piggy back! *Izzo gets on*
Izzo: Pete, you get on now!
*Pete jumps on*
Pete: FUCK SAKE! Just got a trouser vagina! Don't fuck me guys! Please.
Izzo: Pete, you get on now!
*Pete jumps on*
Pete: FUCK SAKE! Just got a trouser vagina! Don't fuck me guys! Please.
by Pete616 June 6, 2011
Get the trouser vaginamug. Paul: Oh my God! Is that a rabbi?
Gavin: Yeh, but he was pretty scrabby!
Paul: I knows! He is a scrabbi!
Gavin: Yeh, but he was pretty scrabby!
Paul: I knows! He is a scrabbi!
by Pete616 October 21, 2010
Get the Scrabbimug. When a male proceeds to engage in vaginal intercourse he penetrates the anus of the female by using means of extreme force with his arm. The goal is too place the whole of the arm into the anus while hearing her yell.
The following act must be performed in a Russian accent whenever engaging in speech.
Caution: Can casuse termination of the biological functions.
The following act must be performed in a Russian accent whenever engaging in speech.
Caution: Can casuse termination of the biological functions.
Liam: I'm gonna fucking start the russian rim pounder on you now bitch! *In Russian accent*
Kirsty: Please no Liam! Please! *Also in Russian accent*
Kirsty: Please no Liam! Please! *Also in Russian accent*
by Pete616 April 25, 2011
Get the Russian rim poundermug. The act of defecating on a Lancashire hotpot and then disguising the faeces as gravy.
The act is common when the host has dinner guests they are not particulary fond of.
The act is common when the host has dinner guests they are not particulary fond of.
John: Here comes the hotpot!
Liam: Yum yum! My favourite!
John: You want gravy Liam? *Laughing in head about Lancashire shitter*
Liam: Please John, I love lumpy gravy!
Liam: Yum yum! My favourite!
John: You want gravy Liam? *Laughing in head about Lancashire shitter*
Liam: Please John, I love lumpy gravy!
by Pete616 April 25, 2011
Get the Lancashire shittermug. John: Oh yes July, this is why the 3 ing's are so true! Keep sucking me off while hovering the floor and buttering that toast!!! YEH!!!
by Pete616 November 15, 2010
Get the the 3 ing'smug.