pete's definitions

Fat Cunt

A great big fat cunt. Too old and fat to be in our uni.

I hate Fat Cunt, I wish he'd fuck off

by Pete February 25, 2005

hessian

Hessian is a loosely weaved, strong fiber material similar to burlap.Used mainly for carpet backing.

"That carpet is so worn the hessian is showing through"

by Pete June 4, 2004

shabalazam

exclamation; some kind of victory has been achieved.

aw schnizzle! that shit went down! shabalazam!!!

by Pete May 3, 2003

smacked ass

An idiot. Someone who walks around as if he's been literally, smacked in the ass.

So, this smacked ass walks up to me, and asks me if I've got a dollar

by Pete November 28, 2003

meecon

A person with a disproportionately small head. A pinhead.

"Hey check out that meecon, his head looks like a grape"

by pete October 5, 2004

Hey Ya

A song in which the true meaning of life is written in the lyrics.

The line "Hey Ya" is the true meaning of life.

by Pete January 13, 2004

procrasturbation

(noun) the act of getting pleasure out of procrastinating

I spent so much time procrasturbating that I never even did my essay.

by Pete November 2, 2002