While standing, locking someone's head between your legs. Then farting on the back of their head and giving them a wedgie at the same time.
by Pete August 24, 2003
1.) a form of southern ragtyme piano playing, 2.) the sound one makes while squeezin' boobies; both are used by extreme rednecks
"Hey, flip the switch on the self playing piano. I wanna hear me some drinkin' music!"
"Hey, baby! Come on over and we's have a honky tonkin good time!"
"Hey, baby! Come on over and we's have a honky tonkin good time!"
by Pete October 07, 2003
shortened version of the term "shut up". The "P" is almost silent, and when used it is ussually shouted in an angry tone.
by Pete October 30, 2003
i beleive tim shaw uses the term 'gammon washer' as an alternative name for your bottom hole. Not, as the last entry seems to think, the vagina.
by pete June 18, 2006
I think the general definition here is a penis that's wider than it is long, but I've also heard that it can mean a short penis that instead of growing, the head resected into the guy's body and the rest of the skin just hangs down over the hole that was formed when the head dissapeared and its really short and there's virtually nothing there
by Pete May 07, 2004
An incredibly large person, known for his love of fast food, especially the pies for sale at half time at a football (soccer) match. Tends to take up more than one seat, and obscures the view when you're trying to watch the match.
by Pete October 06, 2004