
by Pete July 24, 2003

When someone is fucking another person in the ass and jizz in their ass. Then the person farts the jizz out onto the someone's face.
I was quite suprised when Jen Messy Matted on me, leaving me with the disgusting smell of fart and the gross texture of jizz on my face
by Pete March 18, 2004

Literally translates as "of the Depths" or, with modification, "from the depths". Any reference to a being emerging from the pit of dispair to greater things is entirely contextual.
Oscar Wilde famously wrote a long letter - later titled "De Profundis" - after his release from Reading Gaol.
by Pete April 10, 2005

by Pete September 05, 2006

Fat Chick Syndome. The universal syndrome that seems to cause fat chicks to need constant attention, validation about everyting they do from others, and to plain and simple annoy the hell out of the rest of us. This is especially bad at the office or when drinking is involved.
by Pete April 08, 2004
