Definitions by pentozali

jism schism 

Inability to ejaculate due to any or all of these reasons: 1) impotence; 2) blockage of the ejaculatory ducts, prostate, vas deferens, etc.; 3) feelings of guilt or bad vibes between sex partners; 4) a ringing phone or any other distraction.

We were fucking and I had a jism schism 'cause the phone rang!

jism schism by pentozali June 30, 2006

K/S 

Fanzines written, mostly by females, about purported homosexual relationships between Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock.

Alice, what's all that shit in your room? Are you writing that K/S bullshit again?

K/S by pentozali June 30, 2006

Stinkosaurus Rex 

The Mother Of All Farts; a really smelly, garlicky SBD.

Chreesus Jist, who laid that Stinkosaurus Rex?

Stinkosaurus Rex by pentozali June 29, 2006

barab glir 

Armenian words that literally mean "empty cock" but are used when talking about a despised, idiotic person.

Ayt tourk mardig barab glir e! Translation: That Turkish boy is a real fuckin' idiot!

barab glir by pentozali June 29, 2006

duty to nature 

Defecation; the act of taking a shit.

Oh, man, I've got to do my duty to nature NOW!

duty to nature by pentozali June 26, 2006

schnibble 

Faux-Yiddish word that means a tiny piece of paper used for doodling, scribbling, taking names, addresses, phone numbers, notes etc. Very useful when you don't have a pad on your person.

Lisa, I don't have a pad, so let me take down your email address on this schnibble.

schnibble by pentozali June 26, 2006

The Binoculars 

Famous building in Los Angeles, California, specifically the Chiarat-Day Building, shaped to resemble a pair of binoculars. No kidding, this actually does exist!

Fred, let's take a shortcut around The Binoculars, and then we'll go to the Strip.

The Binoculars by pentozali June 26, 2006