pentozali's definitions

fightin' tools

Kitchen utensils: forks, spoons, knives, etc. The things you use to "attack" your food before you eat it.

That stupid waiter didn't put any fightin' tools on our table yet!

by pentozali September 7, 2007

caltitude

The degree to which a cat's posterior raises when one strokes it.

Wow---did you see that caltitude?! I just barely touched my cat, and her butt is way up in the air!

by pentozali March 18, 2009

air boner

A definitely non-musical use for a trumpet or bassoon. Someone affixes a condom to the bell of a trumpet or bassoon, blows into the instrument, and the condom either stands erect or, if the instrument is blown harder, expands like a balloon!

I just made an air boner with my bassoon and everybody laughed!

by pentozali October 12, 2010

corflu

CORrection FLUid, the milky white fluid that you brush over a writing, typing, or printing error. An example of one type of corflu is Wite Out.

It seems Johnny isn't feeling too well today. He's making a lot of mistakes in that fanzine and using corflu like mad! Corflu is a SF conventiongoers' term.

by pentozali January 13, 2009

semiconductors

People who cross-dress. Politically correct way of saying "transistors" ("trans-sisters").

I think we just turned the wrong way and wound up in the Castro District. I see a lot of semiconductors on this street.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

bliv

A person who is oBLIVious to what is going on around him or her.

The bus driver had to tell the bliv to get up from his seat so the lady with the stroller could sit down.

by pentozali December 20, 2009

gun that goes "squirt"

Cock, dick, prick, weiner, putz, dong, bell rope, etc. Punning on an old advertisement for a brand of chewing gum with a liquid center.

Keep on playing with your gun that goes "squirt" and you just might knock up your girlfriend.

by pentozali August 1, 2010