Christmiss

A female child who happens to be born on December 25.

My little girl was born on December 25---that makes her a Christmiss!

by pentozali December 18, 2010

chronectomy

Faux-medical word to decribe the charging of time from one's job.

I have to take a day off from work, so I'm doing a chronectomy on my time sheet.

by pentozali August 29, 2007

bugs

Staples on a document. Often the cause of jams when inserted into a scanner.

I hate when I see lots of bugs on my scanning work. I waste a lot of time with the staple remover, and it's cutting into my productivity!

by pentozali March 07, 2013

Abkhazia

A small piece of land holding a people striving for independence from the nationalist Georgians and the Russians. One of the most interesting areas of the former Soviet Union, Abkhazia is famous for its resort areas (Pitsunda, Gagra, and Tskhaltubo), its beautiful mountains and almost fjordlike area around Lake Ritsa, and its groves of unusual thousands-of-years-old pines. The Abkhazians speak an Abazo-Adyge (Circassian) language with two main dialects and several subdialects. Abkhazians are famous for their longevity and fiery dances with swords and shields, often done on tiptoe in unpadded boots.

If only there wasn't a war between Georgia and Abkhazia, Abkhazia would be a beautiful place to visit!

by pentozali July 27, 2007

whittle the flute

To jerk off.

Gloria will whittle the flute and swallow the music for a nominal fee.

by pentozali October 21, 2012

yogurt injection

Ejaculation of semen

Manny's wife came home and caught her husband giving his gay friend a yogurt injection.

by pentozali December 28, 2013

equiptonite

Inferior-quality guns, other weapons, radios, etc. issued to soldiers in the US Army. From EQUIPment + krypTONITE.

What's going on? We pukes only get the equiptonite! How are we supposed to fight this war?!

by pentozali March 25, 2008