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Definitions by pentozali

An eighth-note rest in music, because of its shape
Watch out for the syncopated whips at rehearsal letter D!
whip by pentozali September 26, 2013
The bane of musicians all over the world: a music stand that sinks by itself, caused by stripped threading inside the bore of the stand.
John, get yourself another music stand. This one's a sinker. The conductor'll keep on badmouthing you 'cause you'll wind up staring down at the music and not at him!
sinker by pentozali September 26, 2013

gift giver 

Facetiously, a person who is obviously very ill and should stay home and not spread his "gift" around in public places, such as the office, the movie theater, etc.
Every winter, Ron becomes a gift giver---there are always at least two or three people who come down with the flu after he puts his germy paws all over the file cabinets! Why the f*** doesn't he stay home?!
gift giver by pentozali September 25, 2013

throbbogenic 

So sexy that one can easily ejaculate just by looking at a picture
OMG...she's so throbbogenic...uhhh....uhhhhhh....aaahhhhhh, I'm cumming!
throbbogenic by pentozali September 24, 2013
A terrible word to use for something that's beautiful,soft, wet, and welcoming ---a pussy. Considered to be an even more vulgar word than the overused "fuck".
I prefer saying "pussy' or "chocha" over "cunt".
cunt by pentozali September 17, 2013

Noo Yawk 

How a New York City guy (like myself) pronounces "New York"---nothing to make fun of, it's just how we speak, just as natural to us as the "Bahst'n" of a Bostonian or the "roof" (pronounced with the "oo" as in "book") of a person from Los Angeles.
Yeeeesssss---the Noo Yawk Yankees---gooooooo!
Noo Yawk by pentozali September 11, 2013
A beautiful mountainous country of the Mideast world-renowned for its innumerable contributions to world culture, refined classical music, high standard of education, and delicious cuisine. Also has an interesting mix of ethnicities and religions including Jewish, Kurdish, Azerbaijani, and Georgian. Unfortunately for many years it was ruled by the dictatorial Shah Pahlavi; the mullah Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini; and the anti-Israel, anti-Semitic, Hezbollah-supporting Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. However, now with the much more moderate Hassan Rouhani in power, we and many other countries around the world now have a chance at peace with Iran. Iran is bordered by Armenia, Turkey, Iraq, Azerbaijan, Turkmenistan, Afghanistan, and Pakistan.
President Obama has a chance at better diplomatic relations with Iran now that Hassan Rouhani is in power.
Iran by pentozali September 11, 2013