clarry mouth

Soreness in the mouth, gums and teeth from overusing the highest registers on a clarinet with not enough rest between practice sessions. "Clarry"=clarinet.
This conductor is a sadist! I wish I didn't have so many high notes to play: I'm starting to get clarry mouth!
by pentozali May 05, 2008
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tromboon

A trombone played with a bassoon reed replacing the cup mouthpiece. Often used for gag effects.
These kids are so mischievous---they're always playing the tromboon when the band director's back is turned.
by pentozali May 05, 2008
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meatball oob

An especially spherical arm on an obese person. Affectionate use only, never derogatory.
My Italian girlfriend has meatball oobs.
by pentozali November 30, 2012
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bar muttzvah

The day that you realize that your pet dog is no longer a puppy but an adult dog.
Today we're having a bar muttzvah for Sandy!
by pentozali June 21, 2009
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The Incredible Bulk

An unbelevably morbidly obese person, well over 300 lbs.
Laura, if you keep eating like that, you'll become The Incredible Bulk!
by pentozali November 22, 2005
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duckoy

Any hard clay object that can be used by a skeet shooter for target practice. The object doesn't necessarily have to look like a duck (from DUCK + decOY).
I know you have arthritis in your right arm, so I'll save you the trouble of throwing your duckoy. I'm setting up a launcher for you.
by pentozali September 17, 2012
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paper mill

The annoying fact of life that you might have to go to the printer or "document center" at your job just a few minutes before it's time to head home.
Fookin' sunovabitch! I gotta go to the paper mill to sort out my work, and I have a train to catch at 3:30!
by pentozali August 28, 2006
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