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blamph

A loud, short, noisy fart that sounds like it means business.
Man, clear the area! That blamph measured 10 on the Richter scale!
by pentozali July 6, 2010
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George Duran

A Venezuelan-Armenian guy who is the host of "The Secret Life Of..." and "Ham On The Street" on The Food TV Network. He prepares new twists on old favorites, like Nutella-flavored Rice Krispies/marshmallow treats and of course a few favorites from the Armenian part of his heritage, like lahmajoun. He's written a book "Take This Dish And Twist It".
If you want to try something weird but delicious, try some of the recipes in "Take This Dish And Twist It" by George Duran!
by pentozali March 23, 2009
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lslmpaf

Acronym for "laughing so loudly my pants are falling".
I just saw that performance by PDQ Bach and I'm, like, lslmpaf!
by pentozali December 28, 2005
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TMFP

Too Many Fucking People, given as a reason for a lot of what's wrong with this world, from wars to slow Internet connections.
It's time people loosened their ties with religion and put a halt to unnecessary pregnancies---all the problems with the world are caused by TMFP using up all our resources!
by pentozali July 10, 2011
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nop

Derogatory word for an Italian who prefers to act like a gangsta. From "Nigger" + "wOP".
What's with that nop Giovanni struttin' around like a fuckin' gangsta? He's got the style but he doesn't have the street cred!
by pentozali August 24, 2011
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chronectomy

Faux-medical word to decribe the charging of time from one's job.
I have to take a day off from work, so I'm doing a chronectomy on my time sheet.
by pentozali September 6, 2007
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cigarot

The yellow stain that forms on the teeth after years of smoking or chewing tobacco products
He's not going to attract any girls with that cigarot and BO!
by pentozali September 6, 2010
mugGet the cigarotmug.

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