fuckbook

Any book or magazine that contains erotically stimulating material.

Joey was looking at his favorite fuckbook, a photo album, jerking off to photos of his girlfriends, and he roped all over the place in no time!

by pentozali May 10, 2009

bowl blaster

An extremely loud, smelly fart. It doesn't necessarily have to be done on the toilet bowl.

I just had some Mexican food, so you know I'm going to have a bowl blaster soon!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

phonette

A cellular or wireless telephone.

Okay, I just bought this phonette. So what's this little baby do besides dial calls?

by pentozali May 31, 2007

book

A large paper document in the office that has a short lifespan. The reason? Nowadays, as more offices go the "paperless" route, documents are scanned electronically and the originals discarded and shredded. Often, a "book" has several portions, each portion stapled, quite a nuisance to remove in order not to jam the electronic scanner.

I hate getting a book with a hundred staples in it---it's the bane of my existence at my office when I scan it in!

by pentozali October 16, 2012

cuntry

Country music with strong sexual overtones

They were playing cuntry in the park.

by pentozali August 24, 2014

tinklapas kuriamas

A person who is "not all there", not aware of what's going on around him or her. From Lithuanian: "under construction".

That girl's such a ditz: she's always a tinklapas kuriamas!

by pentozali April 06, 2009

vorrdvogh

Pronounced "VORR-duh-vogh" with the "rr" strongly trilled and the "gh" a gargled "r" as in French, this Armenian word means "faggot".

Hovsep vorrdvogh e! (Translation: Joseph is a faggot!)

by pentozali July 15, 2006