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burping bedpost

A bassoon, from the shape and size of the musical instrument.
Hi John! What instrument are they teaching you to play now in Woodwinds 101, burping bedpost?
by pentozali November 8, 2005
mugGet the burping bedpostmug.

hitlure

The dangerous attraction that hate groups have for disaffected people, especially youth. Punning on "Hitler".
Rashid used to be a friendly, good-looking moderate Muslim guy until he lost his job, grew a long, ragged beard and got attracted to the hitlure of sharia-law-practicing fanatics.
by pentozali July 30, 2012
mugGet the hitluremug.

magnus frater te spectat

Big brother is watching you, in the Latin language.
If you're thinking about destroying the USA, Israel, the UK, and Russia with bombs, nukes, and CBW weapons, forget about it---we've got your number. Magnus frater te spectat!
by pentozali September 26, 2010
mugGet the magnus frater te spectatmug.

childronian

A child, especially a klutzy, stupid, or hyper one.
That little girl is a real childronian---she doesn't know her strength and if she keeps on running around, she's going to make that whole bookshelf fall!
by pentozali August 23, 2011
mugGet the childronianmug.

duckoy

Any hard clay object that can be used by a skeet shooter for target practice. The object doesn't necessarily have to look like a duck (from DUCK + decOY).
I know you have arthritis in your right arm, so I'll save you the trouble of throwing your duckoy. I'm setting up a launcher for you.
by pentozali September 16, 2012
mugGet the duckoymug.

quartertone

Person who is sitting in a public place, usually unaware that s/he is taking up two desired spaces, and later dozes off, legs spreadeagled and head lolling from one side to the other, further preventing access to those spaces. "Quartertone" comes from a musical term for tones that fall "between the cracks" on a piano keyboard, common in Asia but infrequent in music on our side of the globe.
I couldn't get a seat on the bus because some quartertone was sitting between the divider on the bench and nodding off!
by pentozali August 8, 2009
mugGet the quartertonemug.

skiffy

Derogatory word for an immature fan of science fiction, or sci-fi. A science fiction fan who doesn't have a realistic attitude toward the genre, but thinks that science fiction is the be-all ad end-all of his/her life.
Look at that skiffy over there with the Spock ears. Let's hit him with the Shrek slime!
by pentozali April 9, 2006
mugGet the skiffymug.

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