pentozali's definitions

flaxophone

FLute played with a sAXOPHONE mouthpiece. Produces a soft, clarinet-like sound, but faulty in intonation.

There's Bob playing the flaxophone!

by pentozali November 19, 2011

air slap

Not really a "slap" in the traditional use of the word,but a sharp clicking sound produced by flicking the index and middle fingers of one hand against a channel of air created by a space between some of the fingers of the other hand. This is an extremely difficult maneuver to produce and seems to be an attention-getting sound used by Armenians from Armenia itself.

Richard, I think Armen's trying to get your attention---Armen's giving you the air slap!

by pentozali April 16, 2009

the Geritol crowd

Senior citizens. Could be used affectionately, humorously, derisively, or simply as a matter of fact depending on the speaker's tone of voice and whether s/he is a senior citizen.

John, give the Geritol crowd a break when you get on the bus. Those "Priority Seating" signs are there for a reason. It's very difficult for a senior citizen who needs to get around to do, say, shopping, to sit down or get up if s/he has sciatica and is forced to sit in the back of the bus.

by pentozali April 8, 2006

skin the fish

To manually stimulate the penis.

Every morning Gary feels horny, so he takes a bath so he can skin the fish without leaving goo on the bed.

by pentozali February 21, 2011

wangdang

Derogatory word describing the speech habits of usually white Anglo-Saxon Protestant, suburban or rural, people from the American Southeast and Midwest.

Hey Joe! Will ya get that wangdang over there to find out if that bucket's all right to use?

by pentozali July 28, 2008

folktard

One whose knowledge of international folk dancing is limited, for example, to square dancing.

_Let's give this hambo (Norwegian partner dance in waltz rhythm) a try.
_I don't know a mambo from a mambo. I must be a folktard.

by pentozali October 2, 2012

riddy

Ridiculous. What you say when you're too lazy to say the full word.

John, that Yoda mask is really meant for a kid, not an adult. It looks so riddy!

by pentozali November 19, 2007