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Harstop  

Another Pokemon we'd like to see: a Bug-type Pokemon, heart-shaped with catlike eyes, a stubby nose and three claws on its hands and feet. Has antennae like an insect. Harstop can put its opponents into suspended animation with Sonic Blasts from its Tuvan-like throat singing. Evolves into Tuvarhyne.
My Harstop will beat your Blazikan!
Harstop by pentozali March 9, 2008
Yet another Pokemon we'd like to see: a Grass-type Pokemon that looks like a white alpaca, that uses its square "nose" to "zoom" in and take a picture of its opponent to confuse it, the Photo Confuse attack. Other attacks: Crunch Slap (Photaca folds its body in half, then suddenly unfolds, slapping its opponent with both ends of the former's body simultaneously), Swift, and Transport (Photaca teleports itself and anything on it).
A Photaca! Now that's a really RARE Pokemon, Ash!
Photaca by pentozali March 9, 2008
Still another Pokemon we'd like to see: a Grass-type shaped like a maple leaf, with one stem, two three-digited hands and feet each, a Wobbuffet-like face and a deceptively placid look. Maplume has the ability to paralyze its opponents with its Sticky Sap and Squeeze attacks. Pronounced "MAY-ploohm".
Jigglypuff is putting all those Maplume to sleep!
Maplume by pentozali March 9, 2008
The Albanian word for "pussy" or "twat". Pronounced "DOOHTZ".
That Albanian girl is perfect: nice legs, tits, face, hair, ass and duc!
duc by pentozali March 9, 2008
1) Farting in the bathtub; 2) a fart or the sound of a fart made in the bathtub.
Hey, Frank, let's see if we can light up the water! Ask Anthony if he can lay a fump and let's hold a match near his ass!
fump by pentozali March 9, 2008
A wet fart, especially the sneaky kind when you feel you can get away with a normal fart before you go to the toilet.
Damn! I just did a squitch at band practice and my chair STINKS!
squitch by pentozali March 9, 2008
Short form of Superman. Often used by comic book writers.
That was a nice issue of Supes I just read.
Supes by pentozali March 9, 2008