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CLOT

A vehicle filled with good-looking girls. Acronym for "Car Load of Twats". Also see CLOP, def 2.
Hey, Vasili, look at that CLOT that just passed in front of us! Love that mouni!
by pentozali April 25, 2006
mugGet the CLOTmug.

head cold

Something that always seems to happen mostly around wintertime, especially Hanukkah/Christmas/New Year's just when you've firmed up your plans to see your family and/or friends. Often caused by idiotic, careless people who don't bother to contain their sneezes and coughs in a handkerchief or shake hands with the same hand they've just sneezed and coughed into.while they're hovering around you on the bus and/or train. Usually takes three days to catch after you're exposed, and makes you feel miserable for at least five days, with sneezing, coughing, stuffy and runny nose, sometimes a headache, and weakness. Yukkkk!
I just caught a bad head cold, so I can't visit Grandma for Hanukkah.
by pentozali July 1, 2008
mugGet the head coldmug.

Robot Week

That off-time, the week after paycheck week, when you feel like you're working for no pay, like a robot.
Can't go to any restaurants with you, Linda. It's Robot Week for me. Ramen all week is my speed!
by pentozali May 6, 2011
mugGet the Robot Weekmug.

speed drops

The viscous fluid produced in the urethra prior to an ejaculation of semen.
John, don't forget that even before you cum, you can make your girlfriend pregnant with your speed drops!
by pentozali January 14, 2007
mugGet the speed dropsmug.

roundsy

Pleasantly plump; a person who is pleasantly plump. Also spelled "roundzy".
That lady is way too fat for me---I like my ladies roundsy, but not obese!
by pentozali May 10, 2010
mugGet the roundsymug.

drunken trees

A phenomenon in which trees appear to list to one side because the soil has shifted from melting of permafrost. Unfortunately seen more than ever because of global warming. In Alaska, what may be the worst example of this phenomenon in the world is continuing to happen, especially in and around the Kenai Preserve.
In the Kenai Preserve, four million acres of forest are dying. You can tell by the drunken trees and the "silvering" and sap loss from the spruces.
by pentozali May 16, 2007
mugGet the drunken treesmug.

sep

I had a big pile of mail and documents to sep.
by pentozali March 18, 2008
mugGet the sepmug.

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