pentozali's definitions

sitch

A situation or predicament.

I got myself into a really bad sitch with that phone call.

by pentozali March 28, 2008

do the V

Same as do the T, except that the emphasis is on the movement used when you perform this rather than the "T" of the intersection.

To avoid the trucks and those long traffic lights on the cross streets, I do the V all the time.

by pentozali March 28, 2008

Smithee

Any film in which the director or producer is not given due credit.

I really hate when I see a film that says "Director's Cut" and it turns out to be a Smithee

by pentozali April 1, 2008

Iscience

Rasta word for marijuana. Comes from "I" meaning "Haile Selassie I" or "G-d" or (any number of people plus) G-d, and "conSCIENCE" which one supposedly gains from smoking it.

Try some of dis Iscience mon, seen? Praise Jah Haile Selassie I, Jah Ras Tafari!

by pentozali April 1, 2008

Michelin

Rolls of fat around the hips. Can be used either affectionately or derogatorily.

That lady might have some Michelin, but she has a sweet face and a nice personality.

by pentozali April 7, 2008

Manuel Uribe

Once 1235 lbs., this man from Mexico held the record about two years ago for being the world's most obese person. Since then, he has had to have lymphedematous tissue removed from his massive legs, and he has lost 400+ lbs.

TLC and Discovery Health Channel aired specials on TV about Manuel Uribe several months ago.

by pentozali April 7, 2008

OB City

Hypothetical place where everyone seems to be fat. Punning on the word "obesity".

Look at this restaurant---seems like we're in OB City!

by pentozali April 7, 2008