pentozali's definitions

Sciatica Row

The lowest two drawers of an office file cabinet. Pronounced "sigh-AT-ih-kah..."; comes from the fact that the constant bending to file or pull items is likely to induce an attack of sciatica.

Oh, G-d, look at all the cases I have to file,and they're all T's, U's, V's and W's, in Sciatica Row!

by pentozali April 9, 2006

nug

No(t) good, from the pronunciation of NG with epenthetic schwa.

This pen is nug. Every time I write with it, the ink smears all over the place!

by pentozali March 10, 2009

Captain Ganja

Famous pirate radio announcer who ran Radio Free Euphoria. His programs were aimed at reforming marijuana use laws and were often laced with great psychedelic rock music and humor.

For a while, WBCQ used to air both old and new programs from Captain Ganja.

by pentozali November 27, 2006

shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range

Defecating; taking a shit on the toilet.

It's taking Mr. Fanelli a long time in the bathroom. He must be shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range!

by pentozali August 28, 2010

indy

Any type of indicator light or signal; a warning light on a car's dashboard; open-door red light on a train; traffic signal.

Hey, John, we have the green indy, so let's GO!

by pentozali May 15, 2006

Mcfat

Fat produced by eating too frequently at Mickey D's.

Look at that Mcfat arm!

by pentozali August 25, 2013

walking Level 5

An annoying person who hovers over you on a train, bus, or on a plane, and constantly coughs and/or sneezes on you. "Level 5" refers to the highest level of biohazard in a "hot lab".

I'm trying to stay away from the walking Level 5s on the train, because I have no sick time left at my job.

by pentozali November 8, 2005