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Get the shoot milk at the moon mug.Any online record citing a restaurant's failed hygienic inspection, e.g. rats and toxic chemicals detected nrar food storage areas.
Mary, I wouldn't touch that restaurant with a ten-foot pole. The botulism bot says that vermin were found near the food storage areas!
by pentozali April 11, 2009
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Get the triple-O mug.A subset of storm watchers, these are people who derive enjoyment from watching and being in storms that involve hail. The "clatter" is the sound of the hail hitting roofs and other metal or wooden objects.
NOAA predicted a big thunderstorm here. You know the clatterati are going to be coming out in droves!
by pentozali October 26, 2013
Get the clatterati mug.Pronounced leth-arg-AH-meh-ter, the lethargometer is an imaginary device that judges how sleepy you are, how much sleep you really needd, lets other people know how long you'll be sleeping while the phone is ringing, and silences the ringer if the person on the other line is too persistent.
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Get the clocktail mug.1) A dick, in Armenian. Pronounced like the "juj" in JUJy Fruits".
2) Humorous way of saying "judge", especially so if you're Armenian and familiar with the meaning in 1).
2) Humorous way of saying "judge", especially so if you're Armenian and familiar with the meaning in 1).
That jouj has two disgusting habits: he picks his nose and doesn't aim his jouj at the urinal when he takes a leak!
by pentozali March 21, 2011
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