pentozali's definitions

shmushka

Yiddish word for "pussy", the "u" pronounced like the short "oo" in "book".

Zi hot a farshtunkene shmushka! (She has a smelly pussy!)

by pentozali April 25, 2010

luyyon

A mythical creature seen in nightmares that resembles a shark's tooth and has a frightening spiraling type of motion as it approaches you in the nightmare. Plural is "ruluyyon". Also called "azekbulu" from language in nightmare Kandasha: "azek-"="fear", "-bu"="of, from", and "-lu"="creature, animal". The "-yyon" ending is the definite article "the".

Mommy, I had a bad nightmare! I saw a luyyon!

by pentozali February 26, 2008

fingdom

Small rubber cone placed on a finger to help you turn pages easier in a document or book, from FINGer + conDOM.

I have to check through this 100-page batch here for a voucher. Sandra, do you have any fingdoms, please?

by pentozali October 18, 2007

PGD

Post-Grad Depression, the sad feeling that you get when you've graduated from high school or college and you realize that you can't speak to the friends/girlfriends you had anymore on a regular basis.

Stan's just having a little PGD. He should be snapping out of it soon. Most of his girlfriends are on Facebook!

by pentozali August 14, 2011

Iran

A beautiful mountainous country of the Mideast world-renowned for its innumerable contributions to world culture, refined classical music, high standard of education, and delicious cuisine. Also has an interesting mix of ethnicities and religions including Jewish, Kurdish, Azerbaijani, and Georgian. Unfortunately for many years it was ruled by the dictatorial Shah Pahlavi; the mullah Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini; and the anti-Israel, anti-Semitic, Hezbollah-supporting Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. However, now with the much more moderate Hassan Rouhani in power, we and many other countries around the world now have a chance at peace with Iran. Iran is bordered by Armenia, Turkey, Iraq, Azerbaijan, Turkmenistan, Afghanistan, and Pakistan.

President Obama has a chance at better diplomatic relations with Iran now that Hassan Rouhani is in power.

by pentozali September 11, 2013

lizard bitch

A female V or Visitor, on the original and new TV show "V". Definitely not a Fifth Columnist.

We have to wait until at least November to see what the lizard bitch Ana does with the Earth!

by pentozali July 7, 2010

cheezer

An extremely stinky fart; intestinal chemical warfare.

Damn, Harry! Didja just let off a cheezer? What a stiiiiiiink! Light a match! Give it the methane test! See if a blue flame shoots out!

by pentozali January 9, 2008