fightin' tools

Kitchen utensils: forks, spoons, knives, etc. The things you use to "attack" your food before you eat it.

That stupid waiter didn't put any fightin' tools on our table yet!

by pentozali August 30, 2007

Putinia

Russia

You must be out of your mind to want to visit Putinia now! Old Weaselface is off his rocker!

by pentozali June 04, 2014

Daisy Doody

A woman of loose morals; a prostitute. From a character in Harry Martinson's space play/opera "Aniara".

I've gone to that nabe and all I saw at the bar was that Daisy Doody that always hangs around.

by pentozali November 23, 2005

PGD

Post-Grad Depression, the sad feeling that you get when you've graduated from high school or college and you realize that you can't speak to the friends/girlfriends you had anymore on a regular basis.

Stan's just having a little PGD. He should be snapping out of it soon. Most of his girlfriends are on Facebook!

by pentozali August 11, 2011

gurf

A girlfriend one is not proud to boast about; one's least desirable girlfriend.

My gurf doesn't really seem to care about how her hair looks; it's so frumpy most of the time!

by pentozali January 06, 2007

Big Black Can

What you take out as the last resort when you have a problem with roaches, flies, and other annoying bugs. One of the vilest-smelling things ever to be produced in laboratories: Raid insecticide.

Dammit, what's with all these bugs around my sink? I think it's time for the Big Black Can!

by pentozali October 20, 2009

Euzkadi

Basque name for the Basque Country within Spain and France. A common rallying cry among Basques for Basque independence from Spain and France is "Zazpi Bat", "The Seven (provinces of the Basque Country) Are One".

Euzkadi is one of the most interesting areas of the world.

by pentozali June 26, 2006