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he's not home right now

Excuse given by the mother, father, or other relative or friend of a less-than-altruistic "friend" not to call someone back on the phone.
I tried to call my (sarcastically spoken) wonderful friend Peter, but all I get is his sister on the phone telling me he's not home right now.
by pentozali February 28, 2008
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barking dogs

Very sore or tired feet.
I think we oughtta call it a day on this hike, Susan. I've got barking dogs!
by pentozali February 28, 2008
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kryptonite

Anything that's "poison" to you, something that's so horrible you'll always want to stay away from it.
Sandra loves music by Philip Glass, but she can't stand anything by John Adams. She thinks that John Adams' stuff is musical kryptonite.
by pentozali March 3, 2008
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flute juice

Cum; semen, the sticky white fluid that comes out of your cock when you ejaculate.
Man, that was a good fuck---I shot out a good load of my flute juice!
by pentozali March 7, 2008
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Stonka

A Pokemon we'd like to see: a foot-shaped Bug-type Pokemon. Its attacks include Stinky Feet and Bristle Sting.
Jessie: What's that Pokemon over there? James: It looks like a Stonka. You don't want to step on it---it'll smell like my feet after a bad day of blasting off at the speed of light!
by pentozali March 9, 2008
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Harstop

Another Pokemon we'd like to see: a Bug-type Pokemon, heart-shaped with catlike eyes, a stubby nose and three claws on its hands and feet. Has antennae like an insect. Harstop can put its opponents into suspended animation with Sonic Blasts from its Tuvan-like throat singing. Evolves into Tuvarhyne.
My Harstop will beat your Blazikan!
by pentozali March 9, 2008
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Photaca

Yet another Pokemon we'd like to see: a Grass-type Pokemon that looks like a white alpaca, that uses its square "nose" to "zoom" in and take a picture of its opponent to confuse it, the Photo Confuse attack. Other attacks: Crunch Slap (Photaca folds its body in half, then suddenly unfolds, slapping its opponent with both ends of the former's body simultaneously), Swift, and Transport (Photaca teleports itself and anything on it).
A Photaca! Now that's a really RARE Pokemon, Ash!
by pentozali March 9, 2008
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