pentozali's definitions

woman-mountain

Opposite of man-mountain, a very muscular, or obese, or both, woman.

Look at the woman-mountain over there with the thunder thighs!

by pentozali May 20, 2014

eagle wing

An obscene hand gesture produced by splaying the five fingers of each hand and rotating one hand so that both middle fingers lay parallel to and opposite each other. The middle fingers are then waggled back and forth as if to suggest erect penises bobbing around. A sly way to say that someone is either gay or has a sexual perversion.

Shit, that asshole's giving me the eagle wing! I feel like punching him in his fookin' face!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

tree music

Printed music on paper, as opposed to music visualized by digital means.

I'm a little old-fashioned: I prefer to see tree music rather than see my music online.

by pentozali September 13, 2012

BEM

1) Bug Eyed Monster. A stereotypical being from another planet, usually depicted with buglike eyes.
2) The truncated name of a Japanese anime TV series, "Yokai Ningen Bem", and the name of a character from that series, in Japanese: Bemu. The series featured alien crimefighters, at first distrustful of humans but later learning to deal with human platitudes.

1)Help! There's a BEM trying to attack me!!!!
2)I'd like to know where I could get a translated video of BEM.

by pentozali April 3, 2009

Lanz trinsini lobo zan a mang lis lanz ob!

Catchphrase taken from the Outer Limits episode, "The Zanti Misfists", and used by the Zanti to warn humans not to do anything foolhardy.

"Lanz trinsini lobo zan a mang lis lanz ob!", the alien creature shouted as the astronaut pointed his gun at the creature.

by pentozali April 3, 2009

wallpaper music

Middle-of-the-road, cocktail music, Muzak, or cheesy pseudo-New Age music intended to entice customers at a supermarket or department store to shop.

Why is it that alll these Wal-Marts have to have that blasted wallpaper music playing? Why can't they have jazz or classical music? For our Creator's sake!

by pentozali March 2, 2009

spots

Musical notes, or by extension, a written or printed musical score.

Lisa is only eight years old but she already knows her spots.

by pentozali November 24, 2011