you can't eat it but it eats you

Describes venomous snakes in which the venom is of the type that liquefies human skin

Beware of this kind of snake if you're hiking. You can't eat it but it eats you.

by pentozali November 10, 2013

paid programming

Euphemism for the mindless infomercials or infotainment that you see on TV in the wee hours of the morning on many cable channels. Often consists of BS about products you wouldn't even THINK of buying.

If you wake up at 6 AM and you want to watch some good film on cable TV, forget it: you'll only see that damn paid programming.

by pentozali August 29, 2007

Robot B9

The Robot of Lost in Space TV series fame.

"That does not compute, Dr. Smith!"---Robot B9

by pentozali August 17, 2013

ooh juice

Semen or vaginal lubrication, punning on moo juice, which itself is slang for milk. "Ooh" is from the sounds produced by a male or female during orgasm.

I wanna lap up that ooh juice, Sandra!

by pentozali October 12, 2014

NCC-1701

The USS Enterprise, starship from the classic Star Trek TV series, ya numnuts!

Just give me NCC-1701. No A, B, C, D, or E!

by pentozali August 23, 2013

screp throat

Any misdiagnosed medical condition, not necessarily involving a sore throat. Punning on "screp" and "strep throat".

This isn't such a good hospital---the doctors are always diagnosing screp throat.

by pentozali September 17, 2008

cagatintas

A clerical office worker; clerk. From Spanish: "one who shits ink".

Yo soy una cagatintas---una cagatintas muy enojada!

by pentozali November 17, 2010