postal text

The credits, often shrunk to the size of a postage stamp, that you try to catch at the end of a movie or film when it's shown on TV. Often interrupted by music that doesn't even belong to such a motion picture.

I wanted to see where this film was produced but the commercial came on and the credits became postal text.

by pentozali August 29, 2007

cumness

An unbelievably copious ejacukation of semen.

Ohmygod! Gary's cumness is all over the car seat, the dashboard, the windows...! Guess he couldn't wait to get home to fuck Lucy!

by pentozali August 08, 2010

toolkit

The entire male gonad package.

I try to keep my toolkit healthy. I always use a rubber when I fuck.

by pentozali July 13, 2013

02645M

Surreptitious way of putting "ORGASM" on a license plate

I know Mark likes to fuck a lot. Why else wym, shoot a load, jizz, ould he have "02645M" for a license plate?

by pentozali October 28, 2013

banh khot

Small dome-shaped Vietnamese crepes filled with shrimp and colored/flavored with turmeric and coconut. Delicious but just about impossible to find in any Vietnamese restaurant on the US East Coast (although they're very easy to find on the US West Coast).

If you go to San Francisco or Seattle, no Vietnamese dinner is complete without banh khot for an appetizer.

by pentozali December 08, 2008

cannon cat

A Civil War buff: someone whose passion is to collect and discuss all things Civil War. From the cannons that were the weapon of choice during the war.

Don't start talking to Jeff about American history---he's a cannon cat, and he'll bore you to death with all the technical details.

by pentozali May 03, 2010

god box

Pipe organ, especially in a church.

E. Power Biggs was one of the greatest god box players of all time.

by pentozali May 05, 2013