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Chrush time

The massive amounts of people one has to contend with in the city from roughly Thanksgiving to a few days after New Year's Day, all visiting relatives, friends, and doing shopping, for the holidays. A plus for merchants, a nuisance for people struggling to find a place to stand or sit on buses and trains.
It's Chrush time again---time to wake up at 4 AM instead of 5 just so I can get my seat on the train!
by pentozali December 19, 2010
mugGet the Chrush timemug.

jism schism

Inability to ejaculate due to any or all of these reasons: 1) impotence; 2) blockage of the ejaculatory ducts, prostate, vas deferens, etc.; 3) feelings of guilt or bad vibes between sex partners; 4) a ringing phone or any other distraction.
We were fucking and I had a jism schism 'cause the phone rang!
by pentozali June 30, 2006
mugGet the jism schismmug.

Kirk

To act in an impetuous way and not play by the rules, like Captain Kirk from "Star Trek".
The NotGoth did a Kirk: he brought his gat and a bottle of Thunderbird into the rave club, when the sign outside the club said "No Alcoholic Beverages and No Firearms Allowed"!
by pentozali February 6, 2009
mugGet the Kirkmug.

Spock ears

Large, pointy ears, whether real or used as part of a Halloween costume. Taken from Mr. Spock, the Vulcan science officer from the classic "Star Trek".
That guy must be a Trekker. He always wears Spock ears to every Halloween party!
by pentozali November 8, 2005
mugGet the Spock earsmug.

make Sauron cry

To masturbate to intense orgasm and ejaculation. From the fact that The Lord of the Rings' Sauron had one eye on top of the phallic tower of Barad-dûr.
Girl, get ready 'cos I'm gonna really make Sauron cry!
by pentozali August 20, 2013
mugGet the make Sauron crymug.

shirtwave

A multiband radio that's small enough to be carried in a shirt pocket.
This shirtwave is unbelievable! I just picked up RTVT from Tunisia with the whip antenna HALFWAY up!
by pentozali March 19, 2009
mugGet the shirtwavemug.

bryek

Ponder this, Pinky...Bryek!
by pentozali December 16, 2011
mugGet the bryekmug.

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