Definitions by pentozali

Jewish penicillin 

Chicken soup, owing to its efficacy as a remedy for colds, flu, stomach problems, etc.

Bubbeleh, kim tzu mir*. Grandma's got Jewish penicillin for you! *"Kim tzu mir" is Yiddish for "come to me".

Jewish penicillin by pentozali January 14, 2006

oob 

An obese person's arm. Only used affectionately, never derisively.

Gertrude has gooshky oobs. She may be fat but she's not an ugly person.

oob by pentozali December 30, 2005

milk of human kindness 

Semen (cum), the viscous white fluid ejaculated by a male during orgasm.

My cock's starting to throb...now I'm going to give her the milk of human kindness!

milk of human kindness by pentozali December 29, 2005

vudge

Floridian pronunciation, apparently from "vage", a word for the pussy (vagina). I heard this word being used by an auctioneer in Tamarac, Florida.

This doll is anatomically correct. It even has a little vudge!

vudge by pentozali December 29, 2005

gurp 

An expulsion of flatulence in a bathtub.

What's that noise? Is your sister making gurps again?

gurp by pentozali December 28, 2005

horse pill

A hockey puck, because of its shape and size.

Joanne got clocked by a horse pill at the Pirates' game last night.

horse pill by pentozali December 28, 2005

blat 

A wrong, sour, or otherwise harsh-sounding note played on a musical instrument, especially a brass instrument.

Check to see that you don't have a worn valve in your trumpet. I'm starting to hear a lot of blats.

blat by pentozali December 28, 2005