penis headed goat's definitions

human

a evil, slimy beast who only cares for its self. natures living hell.

man 1:i saw a human yesterday. it was scary
man 2: poor you. i hate those things.

by penis headed goat May 8, 2019

stankalishis

a demonic beast that eats babies and turns people heads into jack-o-lanterns.

ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! the stankalishis is coming!!!!!!!! run!!!!!!!!!!!

by penis headed goat November 12, 2019

thigh goblin

a cannibalistic demon that eats children

the thigh goblins are coming!!!!!!! run!!! hide!!!!!

by penis headed goat November 8, 2019

ramthaplis

a beetle/centipede crossbreed

ramthaplis!!!

by penis headed goat May 9, 2019

flil

a type of beast who eats little children when they are sleeping

Man 1: eek! the flil is coming!!!!!
Man 2:ree!? (faints)
flil: yum yum. (eats man 1 and man 2)

by penis headed goat May 1, 2019

human

a tasty, annoying penis headed creature.

Man 1: your a human
Man 2: ree?! (kills man 1)

by penis headed goat April 26, 2019

the beast

a monstrous being that eats babies and is fatter than a planet and is really stoopid.

man 1:ahhhhh!!!!!!!! the beast is coming! hide your kids!
man 2: why?
man 1: he will eat them!
man 2: (leaves kids outside)

by penis headed goat November 8, 2019