When you're super horny and can't do anything about it except play with yourself...no girlfriend, no guy, no hook-ups available.
Penelope felt hornblocked after looking at some porn and all her friends had gone to bed.
Chad texted Penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their pornographic thoughts.
Chad texted Penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their pornographic thoughts.
by Penelope Storm August 02, 2011
Cooter was so hard then saw the pic of Wren and had a full blown erectomy, so sad.
Be careful when searching for porn or you may come across a photo that will give you a killer erectomy and gross you out.
Rex was horny, saw that tranny pic and suffered an erectomy!
Be careful when searching for porn or you may come across a photo that will give you a killer erectomy and gross you out.
Rex was horny, saw that tranny pic and suffered an erectomy!
by Penelope Storm August 06, 2012
when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit
when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
Peter officially gave his Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think I'm nuts."
by Penelope Storm August 03, 2011
I was dating a Yugoslavian Asian and she had a hoohaa that looked like a psychotic muppet pussy.
Noyb tried to take a girl home one night and when he went to find that magic treasure he came upon a psychotic muppet pussy and ran like hell!
Bob tried as hard as he could not to laugh at the photos he found online of the psychotic muppet pussy, but to no avail!
Penelope was accustomed to dawning her bush like the psychotic muppet pussy she saw on pbs.
Noyb tried to take a girl home one night and when he went to find that magic treasure he came upon a psychotic muppet pussy and ran like hell!
Bob tried as hard as he could not to laugh at the photos he found online of the psychotic muppet pussy, but to no avail!
Penelope was accustomed to dawning her bush like the psychotic muppet pussy she saw on pbs.
by Penelope Storm July 03, 2012
the phenomena boys experience in high school after and during staring at all the hot girls body parts
an erection lasting more than 4 hours
an erection lasting more than 4 hours
Chris experienced History of Erectimy throughout his high school years and was always bumping into lunch trays in the cafeteria.
After his bout with History of Erectimy, Chris had difficulty walking through doorways.
All the girls in the halls gave me a real History of Erectimy
After his bout with History of Erectimy, Chris had difficulty walking through doorways.
All the girls in the halls gave me a real History of Erectimy
by Penelope Storm August 02, 2011
Angie received an email from an asshate, he's a hater, he's an asshat.
Tommy couldn't believe the asshate from the fellow group members when he mentioned anal sex!!
That dude is such an asshate - he is a dickhead and a hater all mixed into one! wtf
Tommy couldn't believe the asshate from the fellow group members when he mentioned anal sex!!
That dude is such an asshate - he is a dickhead and a hater all mixed into one! wtf
by Penelope Storm August 11, 2012
Afraid that people will think you are gay, particularly if you do or say something that is traditionally assigned to the opposite gender
John Pow is homophobic, he's afraid people will think he's gay because he sucks cocks
After saying he liked Lady Gaga, Tommy became homophobic.
After saying he liked Lady Gaga, Tommy became homophobic.
by penelope storm September 02, 2013