14 definitions by penelope storm
when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit
when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
Peter officially gave his Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think I'm nuts."
by penelope storm August 3, 2011
Angie received an email from an asshate, he's a hater, he's an asshat.
Tommy couldn't believe the asshate from the fellow group members when he mentioned anal sex!!
That dude is such an asshate - he is a dickhead and a hater all mixed into one! wtf
Tommy couldn't believe the asshate from the fellow group members when he mentioned anal sex!!
That dude is such an asshate - he is a dickhead and a hater all mixed into one! wtf
by penelope storm August 11, 2012
When you're super horny and can't do anything about it except play with yourself...no girlfriend, no guy, no hook-ups available.
Penelope felt hornblocked after looking at some porn and all her friends had gone to bed.
Chad texted Penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their pornographic thoughts.
Chad texted Penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their pornographic thoughts.
by penelope storm August 2, 2011
Cooter was so hard then saw the pic of Wren and had a full blown erectomy, so sad.
Be careful when searching for porn or you may come across a photo that will give you a killer erectomy and gross you out.
Rex was horny, saw that tranny pic and suffered an erectomy!
Be careful when searching for porn or you may come across a photo that will give you a killer erectomy and gross you out.
Rex was horny, saw that tranny pic and suffered an erectomy!
by penelope storm August 6, 2012
the puffy part of a dog's vajayjay that sticks out by her butt when she's ready to go into heat often very puffy and odd to gander at
Gracie had a puffy puppy puss and Ciaree knew it was time to stop the stray dogs from coming in the yard.
by penelope storm August 3, 2011
a person on Facebook who over posts and/or changes status updates on a continuous basis causing your news feed to be inundated with their posts
Penelope was the quintessential Facebookundator, she posted songs and pics once every 5 minutes all day every day.
by penelope storm July 19, 2011
A bar in Bemus Point New York where the locals and the summer crowd of tourists like to spontaneously hook up and get filthy drunk on a daily basis until summer ends, often ending in pregnancy and/or broken relationships.
Patrick was able to find a spontaneous hook up at the Village Casino over the summer.
If you're ever in Bemus Point, New York be sure and stop in at the Village Casino to get your drink and your jiggy on.
If you're ever in Bemus Point, New York be sure and stop in at the Village Casino to get your drink and your jiggy on.
by penelope storm July 31, 2011