Definitions by peepeepoopooman:)
Pee Pee Poo Poo Man
The man who hides in your closet and sneaks into your bathroom while you are sleeping to steal your poopie and pee pee. He comes out only on the occasional times of the year where the moon is full and there is total darkness. He is such a sly man that when he loots your poopie you wouldn’t ever even seem to notice, it’s almost like he was never even there! He is sneaky boy who feigns for your poopie, you can not hide it from him, he will ALWAYS find it.
Person 1: Yo have you been noticing your poop going missing lately?
Person 2: That’s crazy asf bro! I been noticing the same thing lately! It must be the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man, it was a full moon last night!
Person 2: That’s crazy asf bro! I been noticing the same thing lately! It must be the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man, it was a full moon last night!
Pee Pee Poo Poo Man by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
The Ghost Poopie
The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidence—The only proof your poopie leaves is what‘s in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes don’t even know they slipped out.
Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ain’t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!
The Ghost Poopie by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
Peanut Phobia
The severe phobia of being absolutely utterly terrified of peanuts. Being so scared of peanuts that you cannot even be in the same room as them. Every time a peanut is in close proximity you utterly shit bricks and begin to scream ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ.
Person 1: why do you break out into puddles of sweat every time I have a peanut butter sandwich ?
Person 2: I have severe Peanut Phobia, it is not something to joke about.
Person 2: I have severe Peanut Phobia, it is not something to joke about.
Peanut Phobia by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
Dick cheese
Dick cheese by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
Pee Pee Poo Poo Man
Person 1: Have you seen the pee pee poo poo man around lately I’ve been tryna have a word with him?
Person 2: No, I am the Pee Pee Poo Poo man.
Person 2: No, I am the Pee Pee Poo Poo man.
Pee Pee Poo Poo Man by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
Chungus among us
Means there are Many Chungus near by or in close proximity. Often could be referring to being in an area with a high percentage of Chungus or an area influenced much by Chungi.
Person 1: I feel like we are outnumbered here.
Person 2: You might feel that way because there are Many Chungus Among Us.
Person 2: You might feel that way because there are Many Chungus Among Us.
Chungus among us by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020