The severe phobia of being absolutely utterly terrified of peanuts. Being so scared of peanuts that you cannot even be in the same room as them. Every time a peanut is in close proximity you utterly shit bricks and begin to scream ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ.
Person 1: why do you break out into puddles of sweat every time I have a peanut butter sandwich ?
Person 2: I have severe Peanut Phobia, it is not something to joke about.
Person 2: I have severe Peanut Phobia, it is not something to joke about.
by peepeepoopooman:) July 07, 2020
When you pretend you’re a dog and piss on a tree and Then afterwards climb it and enjoy a fresh garden salad with raspberry vinaigrette dressing.
by peepeepoopooman:) July 07, 2020
by peepeepoopooman:) July 07, 2020
The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidence—The only proof your poopie leaves is what‘s in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes don’t even know they slipped out.
Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ain’t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 07, 2020
by peepeepoopooman:) July 07, 2020
by peepeepoopooman:) July 07, 2020
To fester such a repulsive and putrid odor that you frighten and send anyone within 10 feet of you into an intense shock and panic from the reeking scent. Uh oh Stinky.
by peepeepoopooman:) July 07, 2020