17 definitions by peepeepoopooman:)
Person 1: Have you seen the pee pee poo poo man around lately I’ve been tryna have a word with him?
Person 2: No, I am the Pee Pee Poo Poo man.
Person 2: No, I am the Pee Pee Poo Poo man.
by peepeepoopooman:) July 7, 2020
Person 1: Bro why are you soaking wet?!
Person 2: Sorry I never got to tell you but I have the WORST FRUIT SWEATS— and you eating the entire strawberry plant with a fork and knife doesn’t help me!!
Person 2: Sorry I never got to tell you but I have the WORST FRUIT SWEATS— and you eating the entire strawberry plant with a fork and knife doesn’t help me!!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 7, 2020
by peepeepoopooman:) July 7, 2020
To fester such a repulsive and putrid odor that you frighten and send anyone within 10 feet of you into an intense shock and panic from the reeking scent. Uh oh Stinky.
by peepeepoopooman:) July 7, 2020
A shit that lowkey be looking like a cookie, or could be a shit with small pieces of a cookie, (possibly whole or unchewed) in it
by peepeepoopooman:) July 25, 2020
Toast•e•phobia
(Noun) The Severe Phobia of toast. Some have a much more extreme case then others who just have a mild case. Simply the definition that describes someone who experiences utter terror whenever they come into contact with a single sliver of toast. Burnt toast is often more scary and triggering to those who fall victim to this phobia. Whenever a person with this phobia touches a piece of toast, the body part which came in contact with the toast, immediately turns into a slither of toast. People with this Illness need to stay away from toast at ALL costs.
(Noun) The Severe Phobia of toast. Some have a much more extreme case then others who just have a mild case. Simply the definition that describes someone who experiences utter terror whenever they come into contact with a single sliver of toast. Burnt toast is often more scary and triggering to those who fall victim to this phobia. Whenever a person with this phobia touches a piece of toast, the body part which came in contact with the toast, immediately turns into a slither of toast. People with this Illness need to stay away from toast at ALL costs.
Person 1: Why do both of your feet look like toasted slivers of bread??
Person 2: I TOLD YOU MY TOASTEPHOBIA WASN’T A JOKE... I woke up this morning like this after your mom massaged my feet with toast last night.
Person 2: I TOLD YOU MY TOASTEPHOBIA WASN’T A JOKE... I woke up this morning like this after your mom massaged my feet with toast last night.
by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020
by peepeepoopooman:) July 7, 2020