Definitions by pedro calhoun

nobably 

1. adverb : probably not. seeming reasonably untrue, afactual, or not to be expected : with much doubt.

Yeah, we're nobably going out tonight, i've got too much work to do.

nobably by pedro calhoun March 8, 2004

fauxmophobic 

1. n - The intolerance, mostly by gay men, of fauxmosexuals invading their scene.

(see also: fauxmo, fauxmosexual)

Bob is so fauxmophobic, he's been teased one too many times by those straight boys dancing to Cher.

fauxmophobic by pedro calhoun February 24, 2004

fauxmosexual 

1. n - a straight man/boy, who puts on the affectation of gayness to get attention and affection from gay boys, with the underhanded goal of attracting girls. While this may include some of the elements of metrosexuality, such as fashion, and pampering, it is more concerned with mannerisms, and body language, and tastes associated with, and directed toward, gay men.

(see also: fauxmo, fauxmophobic, fag hag)

Johnny is such a fauxmosexual, look at the way he's dancing to Cher.

fauxmosexual by pedro calhoun February 24, 2004

kook 

1. n - the opposite of a bro.

Those kooks better stay away from our chicks.

kook by pedro calhoun February 24, 2004

bro 

1. A true comrade, a close male friend who is like family.
2. A term to address others when wanting to express a sense of solidarity.

"dude, he's a bro like no other."

see also: brougham, broham, bromance, dude, brah

bro by pedro calhoun February 3, 2004

bromance 

1. an emotional attraction between bros. often the attraction is expressed physically through wrestling, nuggies, and head locks. in the more advanced stages hugging, snuggling, spooning, and even kissing may be included.

'bro, before j.lo got in the way, ben affleck and matt damon had a total bromance going on.'

bromance by pedro calhoun January 13, 2004

slackademic 

slackademic - someone who has continuously gone to college since graduating high school, is over 24 and still has not received a bachelors degree.

"i'm afraid if i go to junior college after high school i will turn into a slackademic"

slackademic by pedro calhoun January 12, 2004