Definitions by peateargriffin
noob school bus
noob school bus by PeaTearGriffin November 15, 2005
wag the dog
To start a war or military operation to divert negative politcal attention away from yourself. Based on the movie of the same name, where the President fabricates a fake war to take political pressure away from a scandal.
When Cater ordered Opertaion Eagle Claw he was playing wag the dog, because he was a very unpopular and weak President and wanted to seem like he handled it strongly.
It is suggested that Clinton wagged the dog by helping NATO bomb Kosovo at the same time as the Lewinski scandal. This theory came about because the film had just been released.
It is suggested that Clinton wagged the dog by helping NATO bomb Kosovo at the same time as the Lewinski scandal. This theory came about because the film had just been released.
wag the dog by PeaTearGriffin October 30, 2005
Dharma and Greg
Dharma and Greg by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
True Romance
The best date movie ever. It is about a guy, Clarence (Christian Slater) who marries a prostitute, Alabama (Patricia Arquette). Slater kills her pimp and goes to get her belongins back, only the bag he thinks is hers is actually the mob's cocaine.
The reason it is the best date movie ever is because it has lots of pretty cool romance for her and sweet action and gangsta shit for him.
Easily the best bathroom fight scene ever.
The reason it is the best date movie ever is because it has lots of pretty cool romance for her and sweet action and gangsta shit for him.
Easily the best bathroom fight scene ever.
Scene from True Romance:
Clarance: "That guy there in the black is Sonny Chiba, he's been paid to fuck this other dude up."
Alabama: "So he's the good guy?"
Clarance: "He ain't so much a good guy as just a bad motherfucker."
Clarance: "That guy there in the black is Sonny Chiba, he's been paid to fuck this other dude up."
Alabama: "So he's the good guy?"
Clarance: "He ain't so much a good guy as just a bad motherfucker."
True Romance by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
Legalized prostitution
When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.
Legalized prostitution by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
hella skrilla
hella skrilla by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
saint cloud
A city in central Minnesota of about 50,000 people. The biggest city in the mostly rural central Minnesota area: either a bastion of civilization in the plains of corn farms or a pimple on the ass of the state, depending on how you look at it. The political climate can best be described as the only conservative area in a very liberal state. The city itself isn't that bad. The skyline leaves a bit to be desired. There actually is some culture if you look. For the most part a college town. The colleges keep the area stocked with fun and fine ladies.
By far the biggest problem with Saint Cloud is its traffic and road system. The traffic isn't as slow as some big cities, but the drivers are all fucktards and the streets are laid out stupid. This town could use some more east-west corridors.
If we go for a walk in Saint Cloud we could see- wait- there is no point in going for a walk, as you will only be yelled at by the aforementioned asswipe drivers.
Culturally, the area has all the types of people you could wish to avoid: goths, emos, rich kids from nearby suburbs, fake ass gangsters, rednecks, and wiggers.
The educational system is very underfunded, yet operational; this is because central minnesotans want only the best things, but will burn in hell before they have to pay for anything. However, St. Cloud has no less than 6 colleges or tech schools in the nearby area.
It is often asserted by many that there is nothing to do in St. Cloud. This isn't exactly true, it is just an excuse kids use to get wasted. Speaking of which, we have some of the highest alcoholism and DWI rates out side of America's inner city ghettos and Indian Reservations.
But other than that, Saint Cloud ain't bad.
By far the biggest problem with Saint Cloud is its traffic and road system. The traffic isn't as slow as some big cities, but the drivers are all fucktards and the streets are laid out stupid. This town could use some more east-west corridors.
If we go for a walk in Saint Cloud we could see- wait- there is no point in going for a walk, as you will only be yelled at by the aforementioned asswipe drivers.
Culturally, the area has all the types of people you could wish to avoid: goths, emos, rich kids from nearby suburbs, fake ass gangsters, rednecks, and wiggers.
The educational system is very underfunded, yet operational; this is because central minnesotans want only the best things, but will burn in hell before they have to pay for anything. However, St. Cloud has no less than 6 colleges or tech schools in the nearby area.
It is often asserted by many that there is nothing to do in St. Cloud. This isn't exactly true, it is just an excuse kids use to get wasted. Speaking of which, we have some of the highest alcoholism and DWI rates out side of America's inner city ghettos and Indian Reservations.
But other than that, Saint Cloud ain't bad.
saint cloud by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005