peateargriffin's definitions

wall hack

To use hacks (aka h4x) to do any of the following in online games:
1. See through walls.
2. Go through or climb walls
3. Shoot through walls
4. Capture flags or other objectives through walls

Those ghey h4x0rs wallhacked by the hostages in Counter-Strike and stole the flag through the floor in Halo

by PeaTearGriffin March 6, 2005

cathouse demon

a person who creeps around a rock club in the shadows, perving on girls and dancing like a muppet to cheesy songs

That boy Adam is a real "cathouse demon"

by peateargriffin May 17, 2014

novell

A company that makes networking tools, security products, and server enviroments (OS's). Many people only recognise Novell because they may use the Novell networking tools to sign into thier workstation at school or work.

Novell at one point had bought out the rights to the entire Unix kernel, using it to base their products; which is why their products are so secure and their servers are so stable: they have decades of testing into them.

Novell now funds the SUSE Linux distro for sale and for free use. They are also switching most of their corporate and networking products to the Linux kernel.

Fact: A midwestern university once found that they had forgotten about a Novell server that had been running for 13 years with no downtime.

by PeaTearGriffin January 11, 2006

ruffles

The best kind of plain potato chips.

Ruffles are crunchy because they have the ripples on them.

Ruffles are a good potato chip to go with a lunch or a snack.

by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005

cut the grass

What your dad was always yelling at you to do growing up, whatever it means.

I thought I told you to cut the fucking grass!

by PeaTearGriffin September 15, 2005

ESRB

Group that was VOLUNTARILY founded by game publishers to reduce the political heat generated by violent games. Does NOT mandate the sales of M rated games to minors, retailers do. The ESRB's flaw is that the panel's of reviewers who watch footage of games are almost entirely non-gamers. Also, the rating levels are a bit hipocritical if you know how to walk the line.
(Lots of violence can be had in a T rated game, but blood almost certainately guarantees a M rating. Much like the MPAA's hipocracy of rating a film R after the second "fuck" or when used to mean sex.)

Dissafected 13 year old suburban freak: I wish to buy this M rated game and I WANT IS RIGHT NOOOOW!

Clerk: Are you 17, that is the store policy?

Punk ass: FUCK THE ESRB THIS IS THEIR FAULT!!!

by PeaTearGriffin March 20, 2005

ghetto angel

A Smart Parts Impulse is referred to in the paintball world as a ghetto Angel because it has much of the performance of the higher priced Angel markers.

PeaTearGriffin's Impulse pwns j00! It will lay suppressive fire on the whole field.

by PeaTearGriffin May 1, 2005