Definitions by peateargriffin

mullet ratio

A mathematical term used to describe how extreme a mullet hairstyle is. It is found by comparing how long the hair on top of the head is compared to how long the hair hangs at the back of the neck.

"What is your mullet ratio?"
"It's a half inch on top; and sixteen inches at the back."
"...that's a bitchin' mullet!"

mullet ratio by PeaTearGriffin February 23, 2006

Vagina Chronicles 

See: My Freshmen Year of College.

Many young lads move into the dorms every year, expecting to find the Vagina Chronicles.

Vagina Chronicles by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006

roflmonger 

One who travels and induces rofls and lols in others, or mongers laughs. They are a mythological clan, and nearing extinction.

"I wanna be a roflmonger, and walk the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu."

roflmonger by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006

korea 

Home of the world's largest minefield.

"Now that you guys got back together, sorry about that huge self-healing minefield."

-US President to Korea, circa 2025

korea by PeaTearGriffin February 14, 2006

standard issue mustache 

The type of mustache that all stereotypical cops have.

For an example of the standard issue mustache: see Sooper Troopers.

standard issue mustache by PeaTearGriffin February 5, 2006

Dye 

The Cadillac of paintball products. Every product Dye makes is the best product money can buy.

It is possible that you could use Dye gear for every piece of paintball equipment you could use, except for paint.

Dye by PeaTearGriffin February 1, 2006

novell

A company that makes networking tools, security products, and server enviroments (OS's). Many people only recognise Novell because they may use the Novell networking tools to sign into thier workstation at school or work.

Novell at one point had bought out the rights to the entire Unix kernel, using it to base their products; which is why their products are so secure and their servers are so stable: they have decades of testing into them.

Novell now funds the SUSE Linux distro for sale and for free use. They are also switching most of their corporate and networking products to the Linux kernel.

Fact: A midwestern university once found that they had forgotten about a Novell server that had been running for 13 years with no downtime.

novell by PeaTearGriffin January 11, 2006