peateargriffin's definitions

snake

1. A reptile that many people fear.

2. To steal something through skill or subterfuge.

1. "Oh Noes, I' afraid of snakes!"

2. John almost didn't get his diploma when he owed money to the school for a book he had returned. This was karma for that other book he snaked.

by PeaTearGriffin July 18, 2005

noob school bus

A person so 1337 they take the noobs to school.

Jeremy is the noob school bus because he owns so much.

by PeaTearGriffin November 15, 2005

melodrama

Exaggerated emotion and hyperbole.

Melodrama is my life, I would die without it!

by PeaTearGriffin May 26, 2006

hella skrilla

To be in posession of a large sum of money.

I roll with hella skrilla in tow, Sir Jenkins.

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

battlestar galactica

The best sci-fi show you could ask for. Probably the best show on TV.

Hey man can I borrow your Battlestar Galactica DVDs?

by PeaTearGriffin December 23, 2005

standard issue mustache

The type of mustache that all stereotypical cops have.

For an example of the standard issue mustache: see Sooper Troopers.

by PeaTearGriffin February 5, 2006

Legalized prostitution

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.

"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005