pdobrinen's definitions

vending machine journalism

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.

"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."

by pdobrinen October 17, 2009

Can't you know?

A derogatory term expressing incredulity at the lack of understanding on the part of someone else, as in “Was I not speaking clearly enough for you?” “Did you not understand what I just said?” "What is wrong with you?"

You better respect me or I'll fuck you up, nigga! Can't you know?

by pdobrinen September 16, 2008

Bibberish

The inane chatter spouted by Justin Bieber.

Did you see the tweet that Justin Bieber just sent? It didn't make any sense. What a bunch of bibberish!

by pdobrinen March 10, 2011

digital purgatory

The indefinite amount of time someone experiences during a transfer in a Star Trek transporter. For some, it's a moment, for others, an eternity.

I hate going to the DMV. I feel like I'm stuck in digital purgatory.

by pdobrinen May 29, 2011

riding the pig

Someone that is hooked on drugs.

I saw Ray-Ray the other day and he was lookin' like he was all messed up. I think he's riding the pig again.

by pdobrinen September 6, 2006

Clam Rally

A gathering of white-supremacist chicks.

Let's go down to the Clam Rally and see if we can pick up some chicks.

by pdobrinen January 15, 2011

pantyperspirant

When a woman sprays deodorant in the crotch of her underwear to control feminine odor.

Pam stepped into the ladies room to spray pantyperspirant in her underwear to avoid any embarrassing odor.

by pdobrinen February 4, 2014