Definitions by pauljar the pornostar

skatard 

(skate retard) A retarded person who skateboards only because of thier lack of brain power to do anything else.

"You're such a skatard."

skatard by PaulJar the Pornostar November 24, 2003

skate scavenger

A skateboarder who destroys his/her new skate every week, then scavanging around to find another wooden peice of shit that they can break a week later.

Spaulding is such a skate scavenger.

skate scavenger by PaulJar the Pornostar November 24, 2003

skate rat 

A skater that has nothing better to do then skateboard, so he/she skateboards every day of the week, no matter the weather or condition, out of sheer boredom or desire to go pro or get sponsored.

Me and Nic are such skate rats.

skate rat by PaulJar the Pornostar November 24, 2003

Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando 

The sequal to the best platform game ever made- Ratchet and Clank.

Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando is a lot harder then the first one.

Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003

Sheepinator 

A weapon from Ratchet and Clank's sequal Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando that turns enemies into sheep.

"baa" said the sheep when I sheepinated him with my Sheepinator.

Sheepinator by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003

Blitz Gun 

The shotgun from Ratchet and Clank's sequal: Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando that shoots the hell out of enemies.

I shot the hell out of one of my many enemies with the Blitz Gun.

Blitz Gun by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003

Master and Commander: The far side of the World 

A pointless movie, starring Russell Crow, that I wasted 7 dollars and 25 cents on.

"Did you see Master and Commander: The far side of the World?"
"ya, it was really stupid. Russell Crow couldn't act his way out of my ass."

Master and Commander: The far side of the World by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003