paul's definitions

shandy

beer mixed with lemonade or some other sweet carbonated beverage.

One part ginger-beer plus one part beer equals two parts shandy.

by Paul March 26, 2004

selimi

tight ass
A guy with stupid lines
A dumb ass white guy trying to get with the ugliest foes in the club. LOOK UP FOE.

Cuz why are u acting like selimi?
Your a selimi! Fool!

by Paul May 23, 2004

Swimmigrant

an immigrant in the US who swam over the river/gulf to get there.

Dude... That guy working at the McDonalds? He\\\\\\\'s such a swimmigrant! He doesn\\\\\\\'t even speak english!

by Paul May 27, 2007

NS

Acronym for Nation State or Nation States, an online political simulation game.

My NS just became a Father Knows Best State.

by Paul November 23, 2004

windjammer

Extremly large turd that causes huge amounts of pain when being passed.

arrrrrrrrghhhhh is normally the expression that goes with windjammer

by paul December 25, 2003

chavvy

Chatham Chavvy or Chav

A wearer of Baseball hat wanna be Gangsta type...a Gary..Think they are hard..but are mummies boys from the suburbs...Here is how they are refered to by Millwall South Londoners as Pikeys or Gypsies i.e Chavvy is the Gypsey word for Child....Chav or Chavvy

Heres a Millwall song about them..

Gold & Nikey

We can't read and we can't write
But I wear gold and nikey
We come up from Gillingham
We are ****in pikies

Paul

by Paul January 21, 2004

Dine-and-Dick Date

A type of girl that a guy dates that is easily impressed with expensive dinners and often offers sex out of adoration for the fact that the man has bought such an expensive and impressive meal. Often refers to a girl that has low self-esteem.

I can't wait until Saturday, I have a Dine -and-Dick Date with Sylvia.

by Paul August 23, 2004