50 cent

1) (noun) A rap star whose body is fit, though looking at his face (especially during that little half smile thing) gives you the impression that he may suffer from mental retardation.

2) (verb) To be thought very cool when first discovered only to reveal how sadly untalented you really are after about a month.
1) 50 Cent and Ja Rule have a lot of differences, but if they could both just stop and realize that neither of them are talented, the radio would be a much less annoying place.

2) Dude, this girl wants to come over tonight, and she thinks I'm cool. Do not 50 Cent this up for me, please.
by Paul March 18, 2005
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macbook pro

Apple Computer's latest weapon. Features a base that's capable of causing third-degree burns.
You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap.
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!
by Paul June 17, 2006
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planetmars

to get help on planetmars.co.za a large south african IT portal for PC newbies.
I got no idea why your pc is smokin' man, just planetmars it
by Paul August 03, 2004
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Shed-sheet

Code name for the accounting documents that reflect a companies plan to reduce costs by cutting headcount / lay-offs. Refers to "shedding" employees. These are usually very guarded documents.
You know that Tony has Shed-sheets saved on the network drive but they are password protected.
by Paul August 24, 2004
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dick cheese

usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead
grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !
by paul August 04, 2004
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deadly

Don't drink the poison, as it is deadly.
by Paul September 29, 2003
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