paul's definitions

Gravel Samsonfrof

A name that gets called out at a graduation ceromony beacause the school's too fucking dumb to pronounce Paul Samsonov.

"GRAVEL SAMSONFROF!!...GRAVEL SAMSONOFROF!! Is there a Gravel Samsonofrof here?!! Please come up to recieve your deploma for the the Centennial High School completion.

by Paul November 15, 2004

donkey ass

when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.

I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.

by Paul August 6, 2004

circle jerk

(n) When a group of males surround an edible object (usually a cracker) and proceed to masturbate. The last one to ejaculate must, by rule, consume the edible object.
(n) see also sausage fest

At last month's circle jerk, Bob was forced to eat the cracker

by Paul October 12, 2003

Ellenation

A reference to the legions of Ellen DeGeneris fans.

I turned on the TV and was stunned by the screaming Ellenation.

by Paul August 23, 2004

assbreath

One who has the most fecal scented breath as a result of poor dental hygiene or bits of carion remaining between the teeth.

I had difficulty maintaining focus, on the conversation with Claire, due to her disgusting ass breath.

by Paul September 23, 2003

Stoofek

"A stoofek is a nitwit, always out of with with reality, who habitually busies himself with....I'm a stoofek"

First used in 9 Chickweed Lane on 4/22/2004 by Amos, he stopped short of defining a stoofek when he realized he himself was a stoofek.

Amos, and the insult he coined, will likely be confined to the dustbin of history.

Is Jared a total stoofek or what?

by Paul April 23, 2004

Potent Potables

A popular category on Jeopardy. Actually means "Strong Drinks", though it's quite common that illiterate folks would think it means "stinky drinks".

You shoulda seen my B.A.C. after drinking all those potent potables last night.

by Paul June 14, 2005