paul's definitions

WAG Relationship

A code for a Fag Hag and Gay guy relationship that is strangely one sided where the woman meets the gay man's every need (excluding sex) seemingly in exchange for nothing. "Will And Grace" Relationship.

She needs to stop returning his calls. It's just a WAG Relationship.

by Paul August 23, 2004

Screen Slaver

The control applied in large corporations that remove PC users' rights to change their PC wallpaper and/or screen saver. Usually the company logo is both and cannot be edited or changed.

I hate or PC Support team. Everytime they address a technical problem they reset my Wallpaper - fuckin' SCreen Slavers.

by Paul August 23, 2004

dody

weed marajuana pot lye

where da dody at?
pass dat dody.
wanna buy sum dody?

by paul August 31, 2004

Pizzacrust

A fat person. Someone that eats too much.

Your gonna eat all that!? Damn your a pizzacrust.

by Paul November 17, 2003

Crackberry

Nickname for the popular RIM communication device named Blackberry. The device, which is a phone, PDA, and e-mail appliance has gained outrageous popularity. Users/owners are typically addicted to checking e-mail and swapping short messages on the device. It appears as though they are addicted as a crackhead is to the pipe.

Look at him. Like he's a pimp/playuh all hooked-up on his crackberry.

by Paul August 23, 2004

hypertess

Holds a number of key meanings the most common being:
1.A form of illness in general covering a wide range of ailments
2.A word used for expressing surprise and shock

1.Can't come out tonight i feel a bit of hypertess coming on
2.Holy hypertess!, i've just won the lottery

by Paul January 9, 2005

girk

any violent woman who attacks the genitalia of unsuspecting men in order to amuse themselves or others

1st guy: Dude, Jorese jus nailed me in the nuts!

2nd guy: what a freekin girk!

by Paul July 28, 2004