phantom

A word used to describe a poo which leaves no trace on the rectum. A poo which has such a clean exit from the anus that toilet roll is not necessary.

Jon: Just did a phantom, it was so awesome I didn't even need to wipe.

Or

Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.

by Patrick Bateman October 14, 2011

flick the dog

to masturbate.

I was flicking my dog like it was going out of fashion yesterday, Billy Bob. Yes, siree.

by Patrick Bateman June 17, 2003

manjita

Single or available male, opposite of fanjita

The club was full of majita and fanjita

by Patrick Bateman June 03, 2003

battyman

A male cock-handler

Batty-Man-Blee

by Patrick Bateman March 25, 2003

pokey

Slang for jail, prison,

I almost took a trip down to pokey town last night!

by Patrick Bateman September 08, 2004

battyboybrook

1) A batty boy from Birmingham who loves man cock.
2) Shit stabbing, donkey raping, dick riding whore

battyboybrook! get your cock outta that donkey!

by Patrick Bateman March 25, 2003

boiler

noun; a large protruding gut on a man.

"Look at the boiler on that guy, it's huge"

by patrick bateman November 28, 2004